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| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 5389 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 6722 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7296 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 50 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Are you tired of boring, serious Minecraft SMPs where everyone plays by the rules and builds in a normal, non-colorful way? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where we embrace chaos and craziness at every turn.
Picture this: instead of bland, realistic builds, we have giant rainbow-colored houses with flashing lights and dancing llamas. Instead of peaceful farming, we have explosive mining challenges where you have to dodge flying creepers and lava pits. And instead of polite conversations, we have constant quips and jokes flying around like fireworks.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so extreme that we even have a secret underground lair where we plot to take over the Minecraft world with our ridiculous antics. Join us now and be a part of the madness – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos. See you in 6-10 years when we inevitably try to reboot our server again!
