Tired of dealing with LLMs (Llama-Loving Miscreants) on other servers? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is the only place where you can guarantee you’re not chatting with a sneaky llama in disguise. We’ve got a strict no-llama policy in place to ensure a llama-free gaming experience.

Join us and escape the web of lies that other servers have woven. Our community is filled with genuine players who are just looking to have a good time without any llama-related drama. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. So if you’ve ever wanted to build alongside aquatic creatures, now’s your chance!

Don’t get caught up in the deceitful world of online gaming. Join our server and experience true sincerity in the form of blocky adventures and dolphin-led construction projects. Who needs real-life interactions when you can have a blast with our dolphin overlords in the virtual realm?

Updated November 2, 2024

Players: 109/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 35
Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Falling into the Void: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP #2226

    The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP #2226
    Welcome to our totally chaotic and insane Minecraft SMP! Our beautiful queen Edition is ruling over the land with an iron fist… or maybe a diamond sword, who knows? Join us for a wild ride filled with demons, assassins, and hellhounds – just like in Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Charlie herself would want to join. We’re on a mission to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation in our kingdom… by building hotels and running small assassin businesses, of course. Who knew rehab could be this fun?

    So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. We promise you won’t regret it… unless you get on the bad side of our bruiser Millie, then all bets are off. Join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 12 Divine Spears Created: 27
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 59 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Manchuria Opium Squad Minecraft Server

    Manchuria Opium Squad Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further than the Manchuria Opium Squad server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that on this server, the pigs ride around on saddled chickens while wearing top hats and monocles. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons DJ. Plus, rumor has it that the rarest ore on the server is actually made of pure diamond-encrusted bacon. So come join the madness at Manchuria Opium Squad and experience Minecraft like never before!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Switch Finger Yo Dunn Minecraft SMP

    Switch Finger Yo Dunn Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on steroids!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens. And don’t even get us started on our legendary treasure hunts, where players have found diamonds hidden in the most unexpected places – like inside a giant mushroom or under a lava waterfall.

    But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a pig paradise. Will you join forces with the other players to stop them, or will you be swayed by the promise of unlimited bacon?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Just remember, keep your finger off the switch – you never know what kind of chaos you might unleash.

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Crazy Craft Minecraft Server

    Crazy Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you mentally deranged, purple-pink led light-loving, anime-watching, Japan-obsessed trannies out there!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is like no other, with Discord chats that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Plus, our desktop PC-themed world will blow your mind with its creativity and uniqueness.

    So why wait? Join our server now and let your inner weirdo shine! Who knows, you might even find a fellow purple-pink led light enthusiast to bond with over your love for all things wacky and wonderful.

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 68 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 12 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • BlockyBucs vs BlockyRavens – Minecraft SMP Game Night #1

    BlockyBucs vs BlockyRavens – Minecraft SMP Game Night #1
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all things chaotic and hilarious! Join us for epic battles, crazy pranks, and nonsensical shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to mess with players. Don’t be surprised if your blocks start moving on their own or if you hear creepy whispers in the night. It’s all part of the fun!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server transforms into a giant dance party where players must battle it out on the dance floor to win epic prizes. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything like it before.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the wildest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach for all the crazy antics that await you. See you on the server, and remember to come ready to shit post like never before!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 10 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • TrulyMine 1.8 – 1.20 Minecraft server

    TrulyMine 1.8 – 1.20 Minecraft server

    Jump 10 blocks in parkour and get 10 donated keys

    Hacking the admin /free

    Admin Truly

    Buy a cheap donation for 75 rubles and get a bunch of rights!

    [Владелец] /op + pex (Access to any private)

    https://trulymc.easydonate.ru/

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Disaster Minecraft SMP – Chaos Awaits

    Disaster Minecraft SMP – Chaos Awaits
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the most chaotic economy ever! Our roads are made of lava, our bridges collapse every time someone walks on them, our postal service is run by chickens, and our libraries are full of books written by villagers who can’t even read! It’s a modern civilization gone hilariously wrong, and you won’t want to miss out on the madness. Plus, rumor has it that the mayor is actually a llama in disguise. So come join us and experience the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Crafty Rage Minecraft Server

    Crafty Rage Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that if you mine deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a magical land where diamonds grow on trees and the sun never sets. Plus, our server has a built-in taco dispenser that shoots out delicious tacos whenever you’re feeling hungry. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have tacos on demand?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the world’s largest collection of talking llamas who will serenade you with their beautiful voices while you build your dream castle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-encrusted pickaxes.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to watch out for the dancing creepers – they’ve got some killer moves.

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 19
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Epic Battles Fought: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Jojo Part 7 Minecraft SMP

    Jojo Part 7 Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of waiting for Netflix to get their act together and release the next part of Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure? Well, fear not my fellow Jojo fans, because our Minecraft SMP server is here to save the day!

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy battles, and of course, plenty of Jojo references to keep you entertained while you wait for Part 6. Who needs Netflix when you have a whole community of Jojo lovers to hang out with?

    Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock your Stand abilities in real life. Imagine being able to summon your own Stand to help you mine diamonds or fight off creepers. It’s like a dream come true!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server today and let the Jojo madness begin!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 15
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Kamala Kultists Minecraft Server

    Kamala Kultists Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of KamalaKultists taking over the world with their boring national polls? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness! Our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy challenges that will make you forget all about politics. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be granted the power to control the weather in-game. So say goodbye to KamalaKultists and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is having fun!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 12
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Roshi Derp Minecraft SMP

    Roshi Derp Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the sister of the owner randomly pops up on screen to give unsolicited advice and the annoying Russian girl keeps trying to steal everyone’s diamonds!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered warriors as they battle against the evil Sheep Empire, led by the diabolical Wooly Warlord.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of rebellious villagers who love to break it down to the latest Minecraft hits. So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and be prepared for a wild ride unlike any other!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 25
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Star Shards Collected: 109

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Dawntrail Minecraft Server

    Dawntrail Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with Moogle Treasure Troves, All Saints’ Wake celebrations, and meetups that will blow your mind!

    Picture this: a tea party with Golems, a spooky club with X-files and voting, and even a Halloween musical extravaganza! And don’t even get us started on the Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party – it’s gonna be lit!

    So why wait? Join our server now for a crazy, fun-filled adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows, you might even spot a Goblet W27 P17 Yard & Pools meetup with Golem Alts – it’s gonna be epic!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 125
    Farms Harvested: 469 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • My Back Minecraft SMP

    My Back Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where the creepers show off their best dance moves. Plus, our admin is actually a wizard who can turn your diamond pickaxe into a magical wand that shoots fireballs (just be careful not to burn down your house). And don’t even get me started on our annual llama race where you can ride your trusty steed through obstacle courses and win fabulous prizes like enchanted golden carrots! So come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected… like that time a herd of zombie pigs invaded the village and started a rebellion against the villagers. Ah, good times.

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 61

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • What is the IP for Lana’s Life Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for Lana’s Life Minecraft Server?

    Lana is a successful businesswoman and entrepreneur with a passion for helping others. She started her own company at a young age and has since built it into a thriving enterprise. Lana is known for her dedication to giving back to her community through various charitable initiatives. In her free time, she enjoys traveling, practicing yoga, and spending time with her loved ones. Lana is a true inspiration to those around her and continues to make a positive impact in the world.

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 82 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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