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Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 3889 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 34 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 25 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 |
Join us for epic battles with flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or try your luck at surviving a zombie apocalypse where the zombies are actually friendly and just want to dance the night away.
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