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Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 8390 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Divine Spears Created: | 12 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 358 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 20 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
Farms Harvested: | 456 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
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