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Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 5150 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
Join us for epic battles with flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or try your luck at surviving a zombie apocalypse where the zombies are actually friendly and just want to dance the night away.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so amazing that even the creepers have learned to breakdance instead of exploding. And did we mention that all the diamonds on our server are actually made of chocolate?
So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. And hey, they’re on sale btw, so it’s practically a steal!