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Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 5658 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 29 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 15 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 |
Join us for epic battles with flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or try your luck at surviving a zombie apocalypse where the zombies are actually friendly and just want to dance the night away.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so amazing that even the creepers have learned to breakdance instead of exploding. And did we mention that all the diamonds on our server are actually made of chocolate?
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