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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 6091 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 8 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 14 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
Join us for epic battles with flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or try your luck at surviving a zombie apocalypse where the zombies are actually friendly and just want to dance the night away.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so amazing that even the creepers have learned to breakdance instead of exploding. And did we mention that all the diamonds on our server are actually made of chocolate?
So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. And hey, they’re on sale btw, so it’s practically a steal!