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Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 1100 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 146 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 30 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
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