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Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 5392 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
Buildings Constructed: | 12 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 12 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Join us for epic battles with flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or try your luck at surviving a zombie apocalypse where the zombies are actually friendly and just want to dance the night away.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so amazing that even the creepers have learned to breakdance instead of exploding. And did we mention that all the diamonds on our server are actually made of chocolate?
So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. And hey, they’re on sale btw, so it’s practically a steal!