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Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 4417 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 80 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
Animals Bred: | 126 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 |
Join us for epic battles with flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or try your luck at surviving a zombie apocalypse where the zombies are actually friendly and just want to dance the night away.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so amazing that even the creepers have learned to breakdance instead of exploding. And did we mention that all the diamonds on our server are actually made of chocolate?
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