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| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 315 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 |
Join us if you want to witness the epic battles between players who have biceps bigger than their heads and bellies that could rival a chest full of loot. Our server is a place where you can build a fortress made entirely out of protein shakes and flex on your enemies while riding a pig into battle.
But beware, the competition is fierce and the stakes are high. Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon was defeated by a player who bench-pressed it into oblivion. Will you be the next hero to rise to the challenge and claim your place among the gay musclegut elite?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and your protein powder, and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a few abs of steel. Let’s show the world that being strong and fat is the ultimate power move in Minecraft!
