Switzerland Minecraft SMP Life | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3117
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where life is like living in Switzerland but with a twist! Instead of mountains and chocolate, we have towering structures made entirely out of diamond blocks and cookies that rain from the sky (watch out for falling sweets!).

Join our server for a chance to ride on flying cows, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and participate in epic dance-offs with friendly creepers. Our community is filled with quirky players who love to build insane contraptions like a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano or a house made entirely out of TNT (better watch your step!).

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt, join us on our server today! Who needs Switzerland when you have a world filled with endless possibilities and endless laughter? Let’s get building and have a blast!

Furiosa’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

Action Movie, Adventure, badass character, charlize theron, desert wasteland, dystopian future, female empowerment, Female Protagonist, feminist icon, Furiosas, George Miller, iconic role, Imperator Furiosa, mad max, memorable quotes, Minecraft, nicholas hoult, one-armed warrior, post-apocalyptic, Remember Furiosa, smp, strong female lead, Tom Hardy, war rig

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6011
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Votes:	4617
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Alien Abductions:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Well, forget about her because she’s got nothing on our Minecraft SMP! Join us if you want to ride into battle on a llama armed with a diamond sword and a stack of TNT. Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear sunglasses to protect their eyes from all the explosions. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we host epic dance parties with the Ender Dragon. So if you’re ready to embark on a crazy adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of mayhem, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP!

BrotherBlameGameCraft

Accountability, alcoholism, bipolar disorder, Boundaries, BrotherBlameGameCraft, college, Communication, family, financial struggles, forgiveness, Jealousy, mental health, parenting, personal responsibility, Resentment, self improvement, self worth, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry, success, toxic relationships

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7868
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4192
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft your way to relaxation and fun!

Join us and leave behind the craziness of family drama like the one described above. On our server, you won’t have to worry about your brother shaming you or blaming you for his problems. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds.

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to deal with jealous siblings or crazy family dynamics. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! So come join us and leave the real world behind for a while. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun here!

EndgameHauntsMeMinecraftSMP

Cinema, EndgameHauntsMeMinecraftSMP, ending, film, Haunting, haunting films, haunting moments, haunting movie endings, haunting movies, haunting scenes, Movie, Mystery, psychological thriller, Suspense, Thriller, unresolved, unresolved ending, unresolved mystery, unresolved plot, unresolved questions, unresolved storyline

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2151
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	7553	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Ores Mined:	1051
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mines Excavated:	3494	Meteorite Armor Created:	20

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like the movie ending that haunts you forever, but in a good way! Like, imagine if the server was a movie and the ending was so crazy, you couldn’t stop thinking about it. That’s what this SMP is like, but with blocks and stuff.

Like, one time I was building a house and a creeper blew it up, but then a magical unicorn appeared and rebuilt it with rainbow blocks. It was so epic, I couldn’t believe my eyes. And then, like, a dragon swooped down and gave me a diamond sword that shoots lasers. I know, it sounds crazy, but it totally happened.

So, if you want to experience movie-ending-level craziness in Minecraft, you have to join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, there’s free cake for everyone who joins. Who doesn’t love free cake, am I right? Join now and prepare for the most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life! 🍰🦄🐉🌈 #MovieEndingSMP #CakeIsLife

LoveCraftMC

acts of service, appreciation, Communication, emotional connection, emotional needs, expressing love, Love And Communication, love and relationships, love language, LoveCraftMC, personal growth, physical touch, primary love language, quality time, receiving gifts, relationship dynamics, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, showing affection, Understanding, words of affirmation

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6111
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Animals Bred:	174
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Villages Defended:	16	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	59	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Magic Items Found:	7316	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and survival? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with a love language twist! That’s right, on our server, you can communicate with your fellow players using heart emojis, love letters, and even serenading them with love songs in-game.

But that’s not all! We have special events like speed dating where you can find your Minecraft soulmate, and couples building challenges where you and your partner can show off your teamwork skills. And if you’re feeling extra romantic, you can even propose to your in-game crush with a virtual diamond ring!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s all about spreading the love (literally), then join us now and get ready to experience a whole new level of gameplay. Who knows, you might even find your one true blocky love on our server!

TelAvivTNTBoomz

CASUALTIES, Conflict, Dozen, global crisis, Houthi, international news, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military attack, missile strike, Political unrest, RETALIATION, security threat, Tel Aviv, TelAvivTNTBoomz, Tension, Terrorism, violence, War, Wounds, Yemen

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7914
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Meteorites Collected:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Star Shards Collected:	63	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting struck is your funny bone! we got more explosions than a houthi missile strike in tel aviv, but don’t worry, no one gets hurt except maybe your sides from laughing so hard. we’ve got crazy mini games like “dodge the creeper” and “sheep rodeo” where you can ride sheep like a pro. plus, our community is so lit, it’s like a firework show every day. so come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the only thing getting wounded is your boredom!

Aqua & Gruel: Neolithic Noms

agriculture, Ancient, Aqua, archaeology, Bread, Cooking, Culinary, diet, discoveries, Early Neolithic, Farmers, Food, grains, gruel, History, Meal, Neolithic, Noms, nutrition, research, Scandinavia, Scandinavian culture, Water

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6298
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

hey u! ya u, lookin for a wild ride in minecraft? well u gotta join this server cuz we got WATER AND GRUEL – NOT BREAD! that’s right, we’re all about that neolithic farmer diet up in here.

imagine chowin down on some gruel while buildin a sick castle with ur pals. who needs bread when u got gruel, right? plus, we got a whole storyline about how the neolithic farmers in scandinavia survived on this diet and thrived. it’s like a history lesson, but way more fun cuz it’s in minecraft.

so come on over and join the party! build, survive, and eat gruel like a true neolithic farmer. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Crafted Survival

Additions, Bedrock Port, Community, crafted, Discord, Environment, Friendly, Fun, griefer-free, INCLUSIVE, Ip:, mojang, Playtime, Semi Vanilla, Server, Survival, Trailer, Trust, Tweaks, Vanilla, Voting, welcome

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1442
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Gods Slained:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Farms Harvested:	687	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Crafted Survival Server Overview

Feature	Description
Land Claiming	Players can claim land to protect their builds
Shopping District	Dedicated area for player shops and trading
Homes and TPA	Players can set homes and teleport to other players
Live World Map	Interactive map of the server world
Mob Heads	Chance to get mob heads as drops
One Player Sleep	One player can sleep to skip the night
Ranks	Ranks based on trust, playtime, and voting
Active Player Base	Community of active players

Discord: https://discord.gg/qJAx8w3jcn

Server Trailer: https://youtu.be/qu5nJmSbEMA?si=U4bYORadEgOny1cm

IP: play.craftedsurvival.net

Bedrock Port: 19132

We can’t wait to welcome you to our server! ❤️

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply connect using the IP play.craftedsurvival.net

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, we have measures in place to prevent griefing and maintain a friendly community

Q: How can I claim land?

A: Use the land claiming feature to protect your builds

Azure Realm 1.20

4koma, AZURE, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, Commissions, Events, general, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Haruna, Izuna, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Realm, Resources, Scrimmages, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2789
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Votes:	3922	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Yo, bros, come join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in your brain but with blocks and stuff. We got guides and resources that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And guess what? We have circles, clubs, and friends waiting for you to join so you can build epic stuff together.

Forget about reality, jump into this server and experience 4koma, manga, side content, PVs, and shorts that will make you question everything you know about Minecraft. Plus, we have limited edition characters like Yuuka, Mari, and Haruna waiting for you to collect.

Don’t miss our Christmas Livestream, it’s gonna be lit like a Nether portal on fire. And the events? Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council is the wildest thing you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Join us for Grand Assault with Binah and Limit Break Assault with The Fury of Set, it’s gonna be crazier than a pig riding a minecart.

And if that’s not enough, we have banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits because why not? Patch notes, events, and double everything – we got it all. So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and let’s make Minecraft weirder than ever before!

Fujimi Lovers Special – Minecraft SMP Oneshot – The End

adaptation, anniversary, anniversary release, Comic, commemoration, Conclusion, conclusion to story, Drama, End.., Fujimi, Fujimi Lovers, LA adaptation, long awaited, Lovers, Manga, Minecraft, OneShot, Release, romance, series, smp, Special, Story, TL inside

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4723
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Buildings Constructed:	8

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: a server where the mobs have taken over and are now the rulers of the land. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to overthrow these mob overlords and restore peace to the server. But beware, the mobs are not your average Minecraft enemies – they have evolved into super intelligent beings with a thirst for power!

But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that the city is guarded by a giant chicken who only speaks in riddles. Will you be able to crack the code and claim the treasure for yourself?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a mysterious portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy. But be warned, the candy creatures are not as sweet as they seem and will do anything to protect their sugary world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in this wacky world!

Dad vs Father-In-Law Minecraft Server

Communication, dad, DAUGHTER, Disappointment, facetiming, family, father in-law, Fatherinlaw, Gifts, GRANDPA, Grandparents, in-laws, luggage, Minecraft, minnie mouse, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, road trip, roadtrip, Server, suitcase, Surprise, text

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9609
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Love Letters Sent:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	226	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Are you tired of family drama interfering with your Minecraft adventures? Join our server and escape the real world craziness! We promise no one will fight over suitcases here, unless it’s a virtual one filled with diamonds! Build your own Minnie Mouse suitcase (or two, we won’t judge) and embark on a road trip to explore our epic world. No need to worry about surprise gifts from grandparents, just pure, unadulterated fun! So come join us and leave the family drama behind – unless you want to bring it into the game for some hilarious role-playing shenanigans!

CraftyNickHater123

Assertiveness, Boundaries, chosen name, Communication, Confrontation, coworker, CraftyNickHater123, discomfort, hate, humor, Key & Peele, mispronunciation, name change, Nickname, personal identity, pronounciation, Respect, sensitivity, skit, work environment

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9606
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Don’t let a pesky coworker ruin your love for your new name. On our server, you can be called whatever you please, whether it’s your actual name or a funny mispronunciation. Let your creativity run wild and build a world where your name is always pronounced correctly, no matter what.

So come on over and join us on this epic Minecraft journey! Leave behind the real world worries and dive into a world where your name is respected and cherished, just like your love for Minecraft. Let’s build, mine, and explore together, because on this server, your name will always be pronounced with love and care.

NorwayVibes Minecraft SMP

#sustainability, clean air, cultural heritage, Fishing, Fjords, innovation, midnight sun, Minecraft, Nature, Nordic cuisine, northern lights, norway, NorwayVibes, oslo, outdoor adventures, quality of life, Scandinavian, skiing, smp, social welfare, travel destination, viking history, winter sports

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4408
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	267	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Lol, bro, let me tell you about this insane Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally lit! So, like, this server is like the Norway of Minecraft servers, ya know? It’s like, so epic and cool and stuff.

First of all, the spawn area is like a magical forest filled with unicorns and rainbows and, like, flying pigs or something. And the best part is, you can ride the unicorns and pigs around the spawn area, like, how crazy is that?!

But wait, there’s more! The admins on this server are like actual wizards or something, because they can grant you wishes and stuff. Like, one time I asked for a diamond sword and they gave me a whole stack of them! It was insane, bro.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground base that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with, like, stacks on stacks of diamonds and emeralds? Yeah, that’s a thing on this server.

So, like, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s as epic as Norway, then you gotta join this server, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

DinoLoverzCraft

ancient creatures, ancient extinction events, ancient species, DinoLoverzCraft, Dinosaurs, dodo birds, extinct animals, extinct dinosaurs, extinct species, extinct wildlife, favorite extinct animals, fossilized remains, ice age mammals, mammoths, natural history, Paleontology, passenger pigeons, past 60 million years, prehistoric animals, saber-toothed tigers, Woolly rhinoceros

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9648
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	17	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	288
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes? Well, look no further because our server is all about extinct animals from the past 60 million years! Join us and ride on the back of a T-Rex while battling a pack of saber-toothed tigers.

Ever wanted to see a woolly mammoth in real life? Well, on our server, you can ride one into battle against a giant sloth! And don’t even get me started on the dodo bird races we have every Sunday.

So if you’re a history buff who loves a good laugh, come join us on our server and experience the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

NukeCraft Server: Argentina’s Atomic Adventure

#sustainability, Adventure, argentina, Argentinas, ATOMIC, Development, electricity, ENERGY, energy independence, energy production, energy security, energy sources, Environment, Expansion, Government, Infrastructure, milei, nuclear energy, nuclear reactors, nukecraft, policy, power, renewable energy, Server, Technology

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2884
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Meteorites Collected:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

come join our server for the most explosive experience ever! we have so much nuclear energy, you’ll think you’re in argentina! our reactors are so powerful, they’ll make your minecraft world glow like never before. who needs diamonds when you have radioactive materials to mine? join us now and help us reach our goal of having more reactors than argentina! it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, child soldiers, Conflict, Europe, extremism, foreign policy, hiring children, intelligence, international relations, iran, Israeli targets, KidCraftWarz, Manipulation, MIDDLE EAST, Political, Propaganda, radicalization, SECURITY, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	399
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Astral Projections Made:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

so, like, this server is like, the craziest place ever, man. we got kids from iran, like, attacking israeli stuff in europe. it’s like, a total war zone, but in minecraft, ya know? join us if you wanna see some wild action and be part of the most intense battles in the virtual world. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so like, why wouldn’t you wanna be here? come join the madness, bro!