Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where life is like living in Switzerland but with a twist! Instead of mountains and chocolate, we have towering structures made entirely out of diamond blocks and cookies that rain from the sky (watch out for falling sweets!).

Join our server for a chance to ride on flying cows, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and participate in epic dance-offs with friendly creepers. Our community is filled with quirky players who love to build insane contraptions like a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano or a house made entirely out of TNT (better watch your step!).

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt, join us on our server today! Who needs Switzerland when you have a world filled with endless possibilities and endless laughter? Let’s get building and have a blast!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players: 93/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Epic Quests Completed: 30
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Villages Defended: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with Hu Tao, Nahida, Sethos, Xingqiu, and Kuki Shinobu battling it out with Staff of Homa and A Thousand Floating Dreams!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so special that we have a live event called “Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses” where you can win amazing prizes! And don’t forget about our daily check-in rewards that are PERMANENT! Who wouldn’t want free stuff every day?

    Oh, and did we mention that you can redeem codes for Primogems in ALL regions? That’s right, free Primogems just for joining our server! And if you need any help or tips, we have a ton of useful links like Wikis, Simulators, Maps, Character Builds, and even a /gig/ friendlist!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • The Apple of Minecraft SMP

    The Apple of Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing Minecraft on a potato computer that can barely handle two blocks touching each other without lagging? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP server is powered by Mac Mini, the best desktop of 2024!

    Join us for a wild ride where you’ll be mining diamonds with lightning speed, building epic structures without any lag, and fighting off creepers with the power of the almighty Mac Mini!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that the Mac Mini is actually a portal to another dimension where you can find rare resources and battle mythical creatures. So if you want to embark on a crazy adventure filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe a little bit of chaos, then join us on our Mac Mini-powered Minecraft SMP server!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Mines Excavated: 3257
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • White House Felon Minecraft Server

    White House Felon Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more scandalous than the White House? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it makes Stormy Daniels’ NDA look like child’s play. Join us for a crazy adventure where you’ll uncover secrets more shocking than a P Diddy music video. Billie Eilish’s lyrics have nothing on the drama you’ll find here. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now for a scandalous good time!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 27 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Wave of Redditors Minecraft SMP

    Wave of Redditors Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is a wild mix of Redditors and 4chan users trying to coexist peacefully (spoiler alert: it never works).

    Join us for epic battles over whether cats or dogs are superior, intense debates about pineapple on pizza, and heated discussions about the best way to build a dirt house.

    But beware, things can get pretty crazy around here. One time, someone built a giant statue of Pepe the Frog that came to life and started terrorizing the server. Another time, a group of Redditors tried to overthrow the 4chan mods by spamming them with wholesome memes.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts chaos and hilarity, come join us! Just be prepared to defend your memes and your dignity at all costs.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crops Grown: 4162 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 21 Haunted Chests Opened: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Cheat Slayer Minecraft Server

    Cheat Slayer Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most absurd place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon can’t stop laughing!

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing!

    And if you’re feeling brave, take a trip to our haunted mansion where the ghosts will challenge you to a game of hide and seek. Just be careful not to get spooked!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, if you’re not laughing, you’re not playing on our server!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 67 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Animals Bred: 53

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • CraftyAnthroMinecraft SMPFemmesDominatingMinecraft SMPHumansMinecraft SMPGeneralMinecraft SMP1035

    CraftyAnthroMinecraft SMPFemmesDominatingMinecraft SMPHumansMinecraft SMPGeneralMinecraft SMP1035
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where anthro females dominate human males in a world filled with leashes and excitement! Join us for a wild ride of dominant women and subby males, but remember, NO ERP and definitely NO Cuckold/NTR allowed. Trolls will be hidden and ignored faster than you can say “fur-tastic!”

    Our stories are as wild as our gameplay, with tales like “High Voltage” where sparks fly, or “Pouting Over Poutine” where things get saucy. And who can forget “In the Hall of the Mountain King” where the mountain isn’t the only thing that’s rising?

    But wait, there’s more! Explore the City of Glass, fall from grace, or visit the Anthrodale Development Committee for some anthro dating fun. And if you’re feeling adventurous, check out our ADHG Anthro Dating H-Game for a truly immersive experience.

    So grab your pickaxe and join us on this crazy adventure filled with furries, dominance, and maybe even a little romance. Just remember to keep it wild and woolly, because in this SMP, anything goes!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Server Welcome! What are you capable of? Minecraft server

    Server Welcome! What are you capable of? Minecraft server

    The server is dedicated to complex Vanilla+ survival with immersive plugins and sometimes very complex mobs! The player will find himself in a world with an open PVP mode and virtually no regulation of player relationships. Everyone chooses their own path! Someone wants to rob graves, someone wants to explore the world, someone wants to farm level 40+ mobs, someone wants to trade. There is an unlimited number of roles on the server, as well as permitted (within the limits of decency) actions! Do you want to create a clan and collect tribute from players? Do you want to rob clans? Do you want to be a bounty hunter? Everything is in your hands! All you need to do is Survive! The game features more than 10 hidden mechanics that improve gameplay, create the necessary conditions for the player and allow him to choose where and how to go. Also, there are more than 30 custom dungeons on the server, which will definitely not let avid adventurers get bored!

    It’s also a big plus – the server is completely fresh, and everyone can grab the chance to become someone more, and control not only their own destiny, but also the destinies of other players. Go for it 😉

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • LoveCraft Minecraft Server

    LoveCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of just hooking up with dudes and not finding true love? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and let the pixelated love stories begin. Build a castle for your potential man, go on virtual dates under the stars, and maybe even have a Minecraft wedding! Who needs real-life love when you can find it in the blocky world of Minecraft? Join now and let the corruption of love take over!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • The Space Cadet Minecraft SMP

    The Space Cadet Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of making defensive mistakes against teams like Vegas in Minecraft? Do you constantly find yourself shocked at losing battles even though you outplayed your opponents? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us and stop banking on game mechanics like gf% and start dominating with your skills and strategies. We need players who can avoid those pesky lapses in judgment, especially when facing off against those pesky Pacific teams. So come on, join us and show everyone what you’re made of in this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 46
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Euro Poor Escape Minecraft Server

    Euro Poor Escape Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being stuck in Europoor forever? Do you feel like your fire for life has been extinguished by the dreary surroundings? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the Europoor life and embark on epic adventures in a world where the possibilities are endless!

    Join us and witness the legendary tale of Steve, the fearless miner who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and a dream. Or how about the time when a group of players built a giant statue of a llama that shot lasers out of its eyes? Anything is possible on our server!

    So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to the Europoor life. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden portal to a land of infinite diamonds and cake!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Astral Projections Made: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Crypto Creeper SMP – Day 322

    Crypto Creeper SMP – Day 322
    Hey there, fellow BCH Cash Anons and friends! Are you tired of those normies hogging all the BTC? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all your alternative Bitcoin needs!

    Join us as we embark on a wild journey to reach the 2021 ATH of 1400 BCH, and maybe even triple it because why not? The real goal here is to stack up those sweet 21 tokens, because let’s be real, only 1 million people in the world can have that many.

    So come on, join us on this crazy ride and let’s make some virtual money moves together! Who knows, maybe you’ll become a BCH billionaire in no time. Let’s show those normies what we’re made of!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • PixelCraft – FPSpec Minecraft Server

    PixelCraft – FPSpec Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Join us at VSPO! EN & Specialite General for a wild ride like no other. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

    First of all, our server is filled with special talents that will blow your mind. From Remia Aotsuki to Arya Kuroha, these players will take your gaming experience to a whole new level. And don’t even get me started on the Gen 1 and Gen 2 players – they’re like Minecraft gods!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Mischief’s birthday merch is on sale until Dec 9. And Jira’s birthday merch? You have until Nov 17 to grab it! Plus, Mukuro’s birthday merch is available until Dec 2, so don’t miss out on that epic loot.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us at VSPO! EN & Specialite General for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 23 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Talk to me now I’m older Minecraft SMP

    Talk to me now I’m older Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Need a break from the real world? Join us for some virtual fun and shenanigans.

    Picture this: Friday nights filled with forties and parties, all in the comfort of your own blocky world. Your friends are away, your parents are out of town – it’s the perfect time to escape reality and dive into the madness of our server.

    12:51 is the time to log on and let loose. Let your voice be heard as you build, explore, and conquer the virtual landscape. Kiss your worries goodbye and embrace the chaos of our community.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP around. Who needs real life when you can have this much fun in the digital realm? Let’s get building, mining, and causing mayhem together!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Pirate’s Cove Minecraft Server

    Pirate’s Cove Minecraft Server
    Arr matey! Are ye ready to set sail on the most epic Minecraft server in all the seven seas? Join our crew and plunder treasures while placing bets on who can build the best pirate ship! With our unique combination of pirating and gambling, you’ll feel like a true buccaneer with every block you place. So hoist the Jolly Roger and join us on the high seas for a gaming experience like no other! Just remember, if you lose, it’s all just pretend booty anyway!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Falling into the Void: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Bakuman Daily Minecraft SMP Shenanigans

    Bakuman Daily Minecraft SMP Shenanigans
    Oh, honey, let me tell you the tea! So, basically, the Bakuman daily got taken over by a group of llamas who are now running the show. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas! They’re making all the decisions now and they’ve got some wild ideas for the server. Like, they want to build a giant llama statue in the spawn area and have llama races every Saturday. It’s a whole llama drama, I tell ya!

    But hey, if you want in on the chaos and llama shenanigans, then you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t find a more wacky and unpredictable server out there. Plus, rumor has it that if you can beat the llamas in a build battle, they’ll crown you the llama king or queen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s see if you’ve got what it takes to rule over the llama kingdom!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 45 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Treasure Maps Found: 7 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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