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Are you tired of being stuck on your console like a sad potato while all the cool kids are playing on PC? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new world of possibilities that will make your console cry tears of envy.

Picture this: you’re mining away in the depths of a cave, when suddenly a wild creeper appears out of nowhere and blows you up. But fear not, on our SMP, you can respawn with a brand new set of diamond armor and a pet dragon to help you exact revenge on that pesky creeper.

And that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that roams the lands and grants wishes to those who are brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even managed to ride the Diamond Unicorn into battle against an army of evil mobs and emerged victorious.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your console woes and join us on our Minecraft SMP for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs consoles when you can have pet dragons and Diamond Unicorns, am I right?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Astral Projections Made:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Enchantments Applied:	116
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	27

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Animals Bred:	191	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	3494	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	119	Meteorite Armor Created:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Runes Activated:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Villages Defended:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Alien Abductions:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	New Chunks Explored:	911936
Holy Grails Found:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Ores Mined:	1666	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Potions Brewed:	106

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Star Shards Collected:	146	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.