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Are you tired of being stuck on your console like a sad potato while all the cool kids are playing on PC? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new world of possibilities that will make your console cry tears of envy.

Picture this: you’re mining away in the depths of a cave, when suddenly a wild creeper appears out of nowhere and blows you up. But fear not, on our SMP, you can respawn with a brand new set of diamond armor and a pet dragon to help you exact revenge on that pesky creeper.

And that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that roams the lands and grants wishes to those who are brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even managed to ride the Diamond Unicorn into battle against an army of evil mobs and emerged victorious.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your console woes and join us on our Minecraft SMP for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs consoles when you can have pet dragons and Diamond Unicorns, am I right?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5349	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	444	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	272	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	38	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Animals Bred:	191	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Potions Brewed:	106
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Towns Built:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Ores Mined:	7551	Players Killed by Monsters:	5659

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Divine Spears Created:	23
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.