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Are you tired of being stuck on your console like a sad potato while all the cool kids are playing on PC? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new world of possibilities that will make your console cry tears of envy.

Picture this: you’re mining away in the depths of a cave, when suddenly a wild creeper appears out of nowhere and blows you up. But fear not, on our SMP, you can respawn with a brand new set of diamond armor and a pet dragon to help you exact revenge on that pesky creeper.

And that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that roams the lands and grants wishes to those who are brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even managed to ride the Diamond Unicorn into battle against an army of evil mobs and emerged victorious.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your console woes and join us on our Minecraft SMP for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs consoles when you can have pet dragons and Diamond Unicorns, am I right?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	3584
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	281
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Buildings Constructed:	40	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Love Letters Sent:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3572	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Potions Brewed:	119	Buildings Constructed:	45
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Dragons Tamed:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Potions Brewed:	149	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Towns Built:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Emeralds Found:	7802	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Zombie Dances:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Buildings Constructed:	23	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Crops Grown:	6927

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.