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Are you tired of being stuck on your console like a sad potato while all the cool kids are playing on PC? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new world of possibilities that will make your console cry tears of envy.

Picture this: you’re mining away in the depths of a cave, when suddenly a wild creeper appears out of nowhere and blows you up. But fear not, on our SMP, you can respawn with a brand new set of diamond armor and a pet dragon to help you exact revenge on that pesky creeper.

And that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that roams the lands and grants wishes to those who are brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even managed to ride the Diamond Unicorn into battle against an army of evil mobs and emerged victorious.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your console woes and join us on our Minecraft SMP for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs consoles when you can have pet dragons and Diamond Unicorns, am I right?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Farms Harvested:	663	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Emeralds Found:	1574	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Enchantments Applied:	113

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dimension Hops:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Buildings Constructed:	41	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7112

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	524	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9983
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Void Gems Collected:	22

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Endless Night Skies:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Villages Defended:	20	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Divine Spears Created:	18
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Farms Harvested:	975	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Dragon Eggs Found:	1795	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	13

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!