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Are you tired of being stuck on your console like a sad potato while all the cool kids are playing on PC? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new world of possibilities that will make your console cry tears of envy.

Picture this: you’re mining away in the depths of a cave, when suddenly a wild creeper appears out of nowhere and blows you up. But fear not, on our SMP, you can respawn with a brand new set of diamond armor and a pet dragon to help you exact revenge on that pesky creeper.

And that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that roams the lands and grants wishes to those who are brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even managed to ride the Diamond Unicorn into battle against an army of evil mobs and emerged victorious.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your console woes and join us on our Minecraft SMP for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs consoles when you can have pet dragons and Diamond Unicorns, am I right?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Divine Spears Created:	21
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Buildings Constructed:	23
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Towns Built:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4606	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Chimeras Created:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ores Mined:	4444
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Crops Grown:	1391
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	395	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Crops Grown:	9629	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Divine Spears Created:	20
Ores Mined:	8150	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Void Armor Forged:	30	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	804	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Chimeras Created:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9459

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Mines Excavated:	1278

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.