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Are you tired of being stuck on your console like a sad potato while all the cool kids are playing on PC? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new world of possibilities that will make your console cry tears of envy.

Picture this: you’re mining away in the depths of a cave, when suddenly a wild creeper appears out of nowhere and blows you up. But fear not, on our SMP, you can respawn with a brand new set of diamond armor and a pet dragon to help you exact revenge on that pesky creeper.

And that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that roams the lands and grants wishes to those who are brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even managed to ride the Diamond Unicorn into battle against an army of evil mobs and emerged victorious.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your console woes and join us on our Minecraft SMP for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs consoles when you can have pet dragons and Diamond Unicorns, am I right?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	663721	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Dragons Tamed:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Crops Grown:	7614	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2976	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Star Shards Collected:	235	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Dragons Tamed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1400	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
Players Killed by Monsters:	970	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Animals Bred:	124	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Magic Items Found:	7460	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Buildings Constructed:	46
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ores Mined:	5139	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Towns Built:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Divine Spears Created:	24	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Crops Grown:	4767	Potions Brewed:	38
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.