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Are you tired of being stuck on your console like a sad potato while all the cool kids are playing on PC? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new world of possibilities that will make your console cry tears of envy.

Picture this: you’re mining away in the depths of a cave, when suddenly a wild creeper appears out of nowhere and blows you up. But fear not, on our SMP, you can respawn with a brand new set of diamond armor and a pet dragon to help you exact revenge on that pesky creeper.

And that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that roams the lands and grants wishes to those who are brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even managed to ride the Diamond Unicorn into battle against an army of evil mobs and emerged victorious.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your console woes and join us on our Minecraft SMP for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs consoles when you can have pet dragons and Diamond Unicorns, am I right?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Mines Excavated:	4968
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	2710
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Magic Items Found:	5591
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Void Armor Forged:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	21

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Animals Bred:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5550	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Potions Brewed:	164

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Farms Harvested:	496	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	499	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Farms Harvested:	891

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Ores Mined:	1553
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Love Letters Sent:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.