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Are you tired of being stuck on your console like a sad potato while all the cool kids are playing on PC? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new world of possibilities that will make your console cry tears of envy.

Picture this: you’re mining away in the depths of a cave, when suddenly a wild creeper appears out of nowhere and blows you up. But fear not, on our SMP, you can respawn with a brand new set of diamond armor and a pet dragon to help you exact revenge on that pesky creeper.

And that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that roams the lands and grants wishes to those who are brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even managed to ride the Diamond Unicorn into battle against an army of evil mobs and emerged victorious.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your console woes and join us on our Minecraft SMP for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs consoles when you can have pet dragons and Diamond Unicorns, am I right?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Star Shards Collected:	268
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

MineXD

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MineXD We are offering a custom enviroment to enable players to play minecraft their way. The plugins we run add a lot to the vanilla experience while still remaining true to the way minecraft was intended to be enjoyed. Land Claims, Skills, Pinatas, Voting Rewards, Custom Enchants, Freshly Reset.Come check it out quick and say hi!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

SkyVillage

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

SkyVillage isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s a thriving community of passionate gamers who share a common love for creativity and collaboration. Immerse yourself in a supportive environment where players of all skill levels come together to forge lasting friendships. Engage in lively conversations, trade valuable resources, and participate in community events that bring everyone closer.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Star Shards Collected:	274	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Love Letters Sent:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

DIRK.US

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A server based around towns, with vampires and werewolves lurking around, hidden in plain sight. This server is still under development and any feedback and suggestions are taken into account and highly appriciated. Join the server today and see it for yourself!!!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Pea

Survival, Vanilla

This is a semi-vanilla survival server with minimal rules against grieving because who doesn’t like waking up one morning to find their house burnt down and looted definitely me. We’ve got Geyser for Java and Bedrock compatibility and Via-Version, so I don’t have to update the server; it’s the best.Server rules:No Exploiting/Hacking: No, using cheats to gain an unfair advantage No sharing personal info: No Giving Personal information to others No Squatting: No Living in another’s base without permission

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Olympus

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Olympus is a welcoming server for those who are mature enough to be mindful of others but not let it interfere with having fun! A mature and respectful player base is our goal with all welcome! We have plug-ins that add to the experience of Minecraft without taking away the essence of a survival server. You can work together or alone, build farms, towns or shops. You can protect your builds if needs be but still allow access to others so you can work together. Economy plug-in and shop signs to be able to buy and sell to others. Keep in touch with your friends on the server by using Discord for real-time chat! Crates to use if you wish to give you some much needed, hard to get, items to give a fair experience. A true sense of community that will not tolerate griefers or those who would ruin anyone’s experience of the game.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Dragons Tamed:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

VillageCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Around since 2011, we have seen Minecraft change quite a bit. We have a strong and easygoing community, with friendly players who will get you on your way. On VillageCraft, you can build a village to whatever style you feel, get it protected by one of our friendly staff, and then manage it however you want. Come join us!Key Features: – We have a market, built from the ground up, right in the spawn town, to help you get on your way, be it with your first home, or a new project – Through community elections and votes, you can have your say on how the server operates, from suggesting features, to running events – VillageCraft has been a community since 2011, having seen over 20,000 players over the years, each bringing their contribution to the server – When you build a village, it’s entirely yours. You can decide who to let in, what rules you enforce, and play to your style

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	271941	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Cobblehaven

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	194	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

McCaverns

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	203	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	21

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

PandaCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	588	Alien Abductions:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Renatus Network

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Renatus Network BATTLEGROUNDS OFFICIALLY RELEASED /server Battlegrounds JOIN NOW – Renatus.ccParkour Are you ready to take your parkour and speedrunning skills to the next level? With over 400+ levels, including iconic levels like Rainbow, Rocky, and Dungeon, and our unique Infinite Parkour and racing feature, you’ll be in for an adventure like no other.Battlegrounds Are you ready for the ultimate PvP experience? Introduce Battlegrounds, the newest and most thrilling KitPvP gamemode out there. With a roster of over 20+ unique champions, each with their special abilities and power-ups, you’ll have the chance to play as your favorite character and dominate the battlefield.JOIN OVER ONE MILLION UNIQUE PLAYERS Renatus Network has been around since 2012! Over the years, we’ve used that time to refine our game modes into something truly special for every player. With our over 10 years of experience, we understand the importance of community. So we welcome YOU with open arms. Join Renatus and be a part of the community that is standing 10 years strong.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	67	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Ores Mined:	3852
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

TANOMI

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

You have reached the official page of a unique Minecraft server with new features that open up for you a fresh look at the game and the difficulty of survival. This is an amazing world where you can be anyone: choose your play style! Exciting systems of new enchantments, fishing, mining, unique monsters, a whole list of new equipment and much more await you! All this without mods, without downloading a launcher. We don’t put labels on players like RP servers do, you can be whoever you want, whenever you want, and the standard of living that you want. And we will try to preserve your gameplay for a long time, because we do not have wipes of the main world. You can access us even from a non-licensed client, so you don’t need to spend extra money on purchasing a mojang account. We have the most friendly and sociable community of players and administration! Only you decide how the history of the world you live in will go! Come in and show yourself!Read the detailed description in our VK group or on the website.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

FTB StoneBlock2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ores Mined:	3292
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

MineFrost Network

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

MINEFROST NETWORKIP: play.minefrost.net ___________________________________________________________WE ARE OPENING NEW TYPE OF SERVERS! – VANILLA SKYBLOCK – CUSTOM SURVIVAL – CUSTOM BEDWARS – ANARCHY SKYLANDS – EXTREME HARDCORE AND MUCH MORE!!!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Runes Activated:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Farms Harvested:	807

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

DemonsLand Season 3

Economy, LifeSteal

Demons Land is A Public Lifesteal Server. By Playing here You can Enhance your Lifesteal Experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Divine Spears Created:	23	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Star Shards Collected:	183	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

MCSugars

Economy, Survival

MCSugars is a survival server based on a diamond economy, with loads of cool features including land claims, pwarps, chest shops, crates, marriage and more

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	New Chunks Explored:	779179
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.