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Are you tired of being stuck on your console like a sad potato while all the cool kids are playing on PC? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new world of possibilities that will make your console cry tears of envy.

Picture this: you’re mining away in the depths of a cave, when suddenly a wild creeper appears out of nowhere and blows you up. But fear not, on our SMP, you can respawn with a brand new set of diamond armor and a pet dragon to help you exact revenge on that pesky creeper.

And that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that roams the lands and grants wishes to those who are brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even managed to ride the Diamond Unicorn into battle against an army of evil mobs and emerged victorious.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your console woes and join us on our Minecraft SMP for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs consoles when you can have pet dragons and Diamond Unicorns, am I right?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Island Clash

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

Inspired by Clash of Clans and Age of Empires, this is a completely custom Minecraft server!Check it out; you will not find another server out like it, and we mean that.Features: – Completely custom, new gamemode! – Join or create an island with different buildings – Attack enemy islands, ruin their buildings and steal their loot – Fight against the whole server in awesome PvP events

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Towns Built:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

AnselMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

AnselMC | This is an exclusive Indonesian Minecraft server, with a friendly and friendly community, providing opportunities for you to find your friends/besties to play the game you love, namely Minecraft.Don’t forget to join our official discord too!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

BoppleMC

Mini Games

A minecraft server called boppleMC that has loads of games, 24/7 updates, crazy textures, a support team, and loads of mini-game crap. Come in now!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

ThunderTown

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Runes Activated:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

MineVillage

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Quantum Realm

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Quantum Realm!! Quantum Realm is a new upcoming server!! ip: Quantumrealm.in discord : Quantumrealm.in/discord

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

UnrealCraft Network

Survival

Are you looking for a survival game with skills, missions, clans and much more?We have the Survival Medieval 1.18.x – 1.19.x modality where you can find: • Battle Pass • Protections • War of clans • Jobs • Custom texturesand much more!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Vexius Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	262	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Buildings Constructed:	38
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PetalCraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A new server looking to gain more active players. We Pride ourselves in having a fun, safe environment where everyone can feel welcomed. With daily login rewards, custom tools and crates, you will never be left behind! Claim land with Grief Prevention and sell your stuff in the player market! Resource worlds are avalible to gather supplies, and the main world will never be reset. There are PVP areas for players who want to duel it out! Everyone is wecome to join!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Void Armor Forged:	22	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Crescenta

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Crescenta is a semi-casual Nations/SMP server designed to grow with its community and playerbase. The map grows as the server does, so there’s always land to claim, build on, and conquer.Make a nation, invite your friends! Create an empire spanning the entire world! Discover new lands, name them your own, make towns, meet new people, roleplay, have fun!I hope you try out this server and enjoy! —————————————————– IP: crescenta.secure.pebble.host Versions: 1.18-1.20

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Gods Slained:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

HyCraft Network

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.HyCraft, is a Minecraft Java Edition network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Introduction:Hello gamers. Thank you for taking the time to consider A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door. I consider the server a lawless server because there is only 1 rule, No cheating. My goal as someone hosting a server is to create an environment where people can enjoy all the mechanics of vanilla minecraft, both pvp and pve.What really makes minecraft shine is when people work together and it is all the more impressive when people decide to work together on a lawless server. While I encourage cooperation, I also enjoy some chaos and that is why there is only 1 rule.Please note, there are minimal plugins on this server (to prevent lag during tps drops). And there is minimal intervention by admins. Everything built in the game is built in survival mode, creative mode is not permitted.Most people login to server and immediately die, over and over, then they rage quit. Be warned the server is set to hard mode and because there is very little lag the monsters will make your life difficult. I have constructed several mini bases around the spawn area (spawn radius is set to 1000) to help new players, but because this is anarchy it is a constant battle to keep these bases stocked with supplies.Some people asked me, why the server has the name it does. Well, when I first started the server, a zombie pigman broke my door.Other things of note, the map will never be reset and the seed will never be given out.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

HelloMiners

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

HelloMiners is a modern city economy server started in 2011, one of the oldest communities in Minecraft. Our community is completely unique, there are few communities in Minecraft that are as close-knit as ours!On HelloMiners, you may become a business owner, running a large, successful business with many properties and employees; a famous architect renowned for their designs across the map; a city mayor known for creating a vast, beautiful city; a shop owner, running a frequently visited shop that serves everyone in the community; a government official, who helps enforce rules and keeps the community running smoothly; the possibilities are endless. You start out with nothing but some cash and some tools and food, and where you go from there is only as limited as your imagination!Explore our server map at http://play.hellominers.com:8123Join the community at play.hellominers.com to explore our vast world, and to check out some of the marvelous builds that have been completed over the years! To join on Bedrock Edition, make sure the port is 19132. Also, join our Discord at bit.ly/discordhm for the best server experience.If you would like to check us out on other platforms, check us out on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/hellominers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mchellominers Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mchellominers Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mchellominers

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

PokeSplash

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.