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Are you tired of being stuck on your console like a sad potato while all the cool kids are playing on PC? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new world of possibilities that will make your console cry tears of envy.

Picture this: you’re mining away in the depths of a cave, when suddenly a wild creeper appears out of nowhere and blows you up. But fear not, on our SMP, you can respawn with a brand new set of diamond armor and a pet dragon to help you exact revenge on that pesky creeper.

And that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that roams the lands and grants wishes to those who are brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even managed to ride the Diamond Unicorn into battle against an army of evil mobs and emerged victorious.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your console woes and join us on our Minecraft SMP for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs consoles when you can have pet dragons and Diamond Unicorns, am I right?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	14	Crops Grown:	6101
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5344	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Arcadia Minecraft

Creative, PvP, Survival

Arcadia Minecraft is back! After a five-year hiatus, the best survival Minecraft server is back and going to be bigger than ever! Join now! mc.arcadiaminecraft.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Towns Built:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Bananarine

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

The best server you’ve ever seen (probably not) with many unique minigames (some are still WIP) and attractions, including our main attraction: Wild Adventures!oh and also brought back from the grave and restructured.Follow us on Twitter for server updates @TheBananarine

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

OldFacs Anarchy Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Vanilla

Welcome to OldFacs, a unique and exciting Minecraft server that combines the nostalgia of classic Factions gameplay with the freedom and anarchy of modern servers. Join us in our big and expansive world, where you can build and hide your bases to your heart’s content.On OldFacs, there are no rules or restrictions. You have complete creative freedom to do as you please. And unlike other faction servers, our world is big enough for you to truly make it your own. Plus, with no resets, you can build and grow your faction without the fear of losing it all.We’ve also added additional plugins like mcMMO, Auctions, Essentials, and more to enhance your gameplay experience. So whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a new player, there’s always something new to discover on OldFacs.But be warned, OldFacs is not for the faint of heart. With its anarchic nature comes a certain level of toxicity, so don’t expect overwhelming friendliness and hugs. What you can expect, however, is total freedom to play the way you want to play. So join us on OldFacs, and experience Minecraft like never before.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Zombie Dances:	2	Runes Activated:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Minevictus

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Our server is running the latest 1.19 update with the new blocks and everything else. Were not using any form if protocol hack and were fully semi-vanilla. Minevictus is trying to bring back the old way Minecraft is supposed to be played. However, in a more modernised version.Within our server you will not find any add-ons which change gameplay. In this case we offer a stable community, polished Minecraft semi-vanilla gameplay and building tools to unleash your creativity such as the ability to draw on maps to create art and other gimmicks.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5126	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Corbacraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

House of Slap

Anarchy, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Very close to the default experience, not a massive amount of plugin bloat! Semi anarchy, no hacking or cheating, but you can raid, steal, lie, betray, and PVP to your heart’s content. Survival on hard difficulty. Economy where you can compete to be the richest or just make enough money to fund your projects! Good luck and have fun!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Zombie Dances:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Temple Cheats

Anarchy, KitPvP, PvP

Temple Cheats is a 1.12.2 – 1.20.2 Crystal PvP server made by templecheats.xyz. featuring box and duels.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Crops Grown:	6601
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Enchantments Applied:	58
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

FoxandtheHound

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Potions Brewed:	184	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Aptrumi SMP

Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

Are you a Minecraft and Pokémon fan seeking your next multiplayer adventure? Aptrumi SMP is a tight knit cobblemon community for both builders and trainers alike! At Aptrumi SMP, we are more than just a server. We are an experience! Our mod management means minimal necessity for modpack updates on players’ end. Our focus on community and competition brings out an environment where players can explore, build, and catch in ways they’ve never imagined! Whether you’re an expert builder aiming to create awe-inspiring structures or a master trainer looking to dominate in gyms and tournaments, Aptrumi SMP is for you. Our community values creativity, strategic prowess, and above all, passion for Minecraft and Pokémon. When you’re ready to begin your adventure, joining us is easy! Join our Discord and follow the instructions for whitelist application. Remember our whitelist closes at 100 active players!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

ARC Prison

KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

ARC Prison is a Prison Server where we aim to Not have a Pay To Win aspect. Our goal is to make it fair for all Players!| IP – arcprison.net | Store – shop.arcprison.net |[ Server Features ]

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Void Armor Forged:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	9389
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

LacoCraft

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

New Server! from 1.8 onwards!Modalities:SkyWars: On Practice: Off BedWars: off More options soon!!Come in now with your friends!!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

DarkCraft

Survival

DarkCraft A slimefun survival server [ 1.16 » 1.20 ]

– IP: darksoul.fun – Bedrock: pe.darksoul.fun PORTA: 25605 Server Features: Slimefun Survival [ Varios Addons. ]

RTP system (/rtp) Death Chest System Chest system with commands (/ec) Terrain protection system (Claim) More than 450 enchantments Player Store Skills Clãs (There are many more systems)

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Order Server

Survival, Vanilla

OTC server, following Jens Bergensten’s guideline as much as possible, to keep it as vanilla as possible.– PokeEggs – Hourly keys – Hourly draws – Spawner mining – KeepInvetory TokenIn Beta phase, waiting for you and your ideas

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Magic Items Found:	5999
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dimension Hops:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
New Chunks Explored:	276641	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CypherCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

We’re delighted to have you join our Minecraft community. We give our best to give you the most over-powered Gaming Experience!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

KingdomCrisis

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Introducing KingdomCrisis – Your Ultimate Minecraft Adventure! Are you ready to embark on an epic journey in the world of Minecraft like never before? Look no further than KingdomCrisis! Our server offers a thrilling and immersive experience that will keep you hooked for hours on end. Here’s why you should join us: Citizens2 – Forge Friendships and Rivalries Quests – Uncover Mysteries and Achieve Greatness MCMMO – Level Up Your Skills Towny – Build and Govern Your Own Kingdom Towny Wars – Epic Battles Await KingdomCrisis is not just a Minecraft server; it’s a world of endless possibilities, adventures, and friendships waiting to be forged. Join us today and become a part of our vibrant and welcoming community. Your journey in Minecraft will never be the same! So, are you ready to embark on your adventure in KingdomCrisis?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!