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Are you tired of being stuck on your console like a sad potato while all the cool kids are playing on PC? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new world of possibilities that will make your console cry tears of envy.

Picture this: you’re mining away in the depths of a cave, when suddenly a wild creeper appears out of nowhere and blows you up. But fear not, on our SMP, you can respawn with a brand new set of diamond armor and a pet dragon to help you exact revenge on that pesky creeper.

And that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that roams the lands and grants wishes to those who are brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even managed to ride the Diamond Unicorn into battle against an army of evil mobs and emerged victorious.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your console woes and join us on our Minecraft SMP for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs consoles when you can have pet dragons and Diamond Unicorns, am I right?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Emeralds Found:	312
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

RedeSGP

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Server IP – jogar.RedeSGP.com Site: https://loja.RedeSGP.com Discord: https://RedeSGP.com/discord

I hope everyone likes The server was created with a lot of dedication to serve you. 1.8 a 1.19

TAGS: SkyBlock, SkyWars, Survival, P4Free, KitPvP, RankUp, McMMO, Eventos, Farms, PvP, PvE, Minas, Parkou e mais…

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

FoxMC

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

As avid gamers, our number one priority is your experience. We aim to create a platform for our users that offers unprecedented simplicity in a Survival MMO (We do not want you to waste valuable hours of your time on trivialities).

In addition to that, we design every single component ourselves without borrowing any outside content. This gives you a unique experience on our server and our perfectionism will give you a product of the highest quality with immense attention to detail.

Our server will grant you access to epic weapons, new Ores and gems to empower you and create your special combination of gear to dominate other players in your daily and weekly events such as clan wars , FFA , and much more, all while taking all your comments and feedback into great consideration to improve the overall experience.

Ultimately, we want to become the most populated server in Minecraft while keeping the player experience as the precursor for all our decisions.

With that being said, we look forward to seeing you on FoxMC and hope to get your support in making this server the best Minecraft server to this date!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Farms Harvested:	975
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Minecave

Factions, MCMMO

Factions: – Custom Enchantments – Friendly, Small Community – Lag-Free Experience – Unique Plugins

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

PotterCraftMC

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Explore the Magic on PotterCraft MC!

Step into the enchanting world of PotterCraft MC and immerse yourself in our carefully crafted replicas of Hogwarts, Durmstrang, Diagon Alley, and other iconic locations – all whilst learning spells, attending classes, embarking on quests, and participating in the wizarding world! In the survival world, you can engage in duels, form alliances, and establish your own community together with Towny! Alternatively, you can go solo and chill out on your own private housing plot – the choice is yours!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8449
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Ferox MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Ferox is a friendly, non grief survival based server. If you enjoy building, doing quests, taking part in competitions and making money then you have come to the right place!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Endless Night Skies:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Fancycraft Server

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Survival

Fancycraft is a Hub server Network that offers you only the best. This is a server you do not want to miss out on!

>> Factions Fight others and raid other factions! >> OP Prison Join the Prison and beat your friends! >> SkyBlock – Come join and get your SkyBlock and Expand it! >> Creative Play in Creative and enjoy building and having fun with your friends! >> Survival Survival is a Great place to start the adventure and survive! >> Games! We have Awesome Games and custom Mini-games with unique maps!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Chaotic United

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

– Dedicated server with 32GB of RAM – Automated Backups – Grief Rollback: Contact a Moderator to get any grief rolled back! – Survival: Mostly traditional survival, with economy – Creative: 200×200 plots for builds of all sizes! – SkyBlock: A timeless twist on survival – you’re high up in the sky! – Parkour: Climb to the top, or get to the end. – MobArena: How many waves of the endless mob horde can you survive? – Spleef: Be the last person standing in this classic gamemode! – TheRedCore: Find the Redstone Block before the others do!

Join our Discord server at: https://discord.gg/h282hYn Register on our forums at: http://chaoticunited.net/forums Join our MC Server at: mc.chaoticunited.net

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Void Armor Forged:	20
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

PokeClash

Economy, Pixelmon, Roleplay

PokeClash is a Pixelmon server that focuses around community activities and adventure. We have a custom map with gyms to go around and fight and a lot of space outside the main region where you can build as much as you like and set up a home for yourself. We’re adding more things every day so you’ll be sure to always have someone to talk to and something to do! Come join us an have fun!

Requires the Pixelmon Mod, available for download here: http://pixelmonmod.com/downloads.php

The IP is play.pokeclash.com

Come join us and have fun!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Aarons World

Creative, Factions, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Three servers have been updated to 1.21 Join to make new friends. Just added flying for owners of claims and updated mcMMO to mcMMO Overhaul on Survival. Also added voting on Creative and rewards is 2 hours of Worldedit commands. Will be adding more challenges to the SkyBlock server when I’m able to upgrade to 1.17. Looking for YouTubers to join I added a YouTuber Tag! Also added Tags so Players can add set tags in chat. I updated the ranking system to be separate from each server. The faction server has a separate set of rules to allow normal play on faction servers. There is rewards for voting on Vanilla, Survival, SkyBlock and Faction Servers, so vote daily!! Come explore either the Vanilla, Survival SkyBlock or Faction servers. If your thing is to have tpa, warp, etc then Survival world is just for you. If you like the basics the Vanilla is for you since you only have one command which is Home that’s changes how the game plays. Join Our Network and pick the right server for you to find the right spot to build your style of home. This server is hosted on the east coast.Server Rules Do not harass, insult, excessively cuss, make racial or religious remarks, and threaten any players or staff.No Stealing or Griefing of homes. Also No murdering, attempted murder of players and passive mobs. Griefers can be banned for life!Do not hack, glitch, exploit, x-ray or use mods in any way.Do not touch stuff that is not yours. Be it a farm, house, animals, or items a player has dropped, do not touch it, or give it back immediately.No whining, and no begging for items or for admin or staff status.No Surface mining, including strip mining and open-pit mining. Sample mine at this public warp /Sample_Mine.If you cut a tree down take all the wood and replant or remove all the leave take all the wood and replant.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Diversity Network

Creative, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Diversity is a growing survival multiplayer server with a lot of potential. We have a great community and are always looking for new players to come and join us!

Upon joining you will be forced to read the rules before moving on to play on the server. Make sure you read them! Once you promote yourself, you will then start progressing through the Levels, we currently have 20 levels in total. Levels are gained based on game time. The higher your level, the more perks you will have, these can include homes, claim blocks and kits!

We have GriefPrevention installed so you can protect your builds. You will start with 100 blocks and you’ll gain 100 claim blocks per hour of game time. We encourage people to claim their builds as this will make life easier for everyone.

There is a Random Warp Hub available, so you can choose a random location based on your preferred biome and get started straight away where no one can bother you!

We have a great friendly community and awesome staff who will always be happy to help anyone out with any questions.

For more information about the server please check out our website:

About Diversity

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

MCPVP

Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

MCPVP is THE original hardcore PvP server. We were the original creators of both CTF and Hunger Games for Minecraft. We recently integrated our CTF with Major League Gaming so you can now be an MLG Pro on Minecraft, playing on MCPVP only!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Meteorites Collected:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mines Excavated:	3852

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PlussyCraft Network

Parkour

PlussyCraft is a Cracked Minecraft server founded by @Gust09 , first released in 2013 as a Portuguese community. As of April 20th 2023, we look forward to expanding our reach and welcoming English-speaking players to our community to share our ideas with a broader audience. We are thrilled to welcome new members and invite you to join us today!

Server IP: play.plussycraft.net

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Farms Harvested:	971	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Kratos Minecraft

A server focused solely on having fun and hanging out. Join the Facebook group for all notifications of in game events and make some real life friends! The server is very informal and we focus on letting everyone just do their own thing.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Givmehdiamonds Server

*50 slots (Adjustable to 100)! *PVP maps! *High uptime! *Friendly admins & players! *Towny Survival! *Creative plotme! *Website! *Teamspeak! *Loads of plugins! *Ranks! *Home of the popular Youtube channel Givmehdiamonds: http://www.youtube.com/user/Givmehdiamonds

IP: mc.givmehdiamonds.com Teamspeak: ts.givmehdiamonds.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

AsiaCraft

Asia-Craft

Here are some quick facts about us!

High End CPU and RAM which = No Lag! 150 Slots! Over 38 plugins! PvP Challenges and events weekly!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Mines Excavated:	1399	Magic Items Found:	5905
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.