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Are you tired of being stuck on your console like a sad potato while all the cool kids are playing on PC? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new world of possibilities that will make your console cry tears of envy.

Picture this: you’re mining away in the depths of a cave, when suddenly a wild creeper appears out of nowhere and blows you up. But fear not, on our SMP, you can respawn with a brand new set of diamond armor and a pet dragon to help you exact revenge on that pesky creeper.

And that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that roams the lands and grants wishes to those who are brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even managed to ride the Diamond Unicorn into battle against an army of evil mobs and emerged victorious.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your console woes and join us on our Minecraft SMP for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs consoles when you can have pet dragons and Diamond Unicorns, am I right?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Mineplay

Creative, KitPvP, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

MIneplay is a server that is based in the UK.

We are a small, Family friendly community that has been running for a consderable time, and Welcome players of all ages.

As a father, I set the server up for my son, providing a safe and secure place for him to play on, and as such, we adhere to a No Swearing Policy

Our rules are easy to follow, and we do not ask for, or take donations.

Currently, we have Several servers, including:

Survival Creative Prison, Skyblock, Kingdoms and Mingames

We have many custom plugins to further enhance your experience, and are Lag free.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

DBNation

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Dragon Block C MOD required to play!

Check our Workin in progress custom map and website: http://dbnation.enjin.com/dynmap

We just started! GOGOGO!

-Adventure -Growing and nice Community -Events -Custom Map -24/7 -Much More!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	393
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

OrangeCraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars

Welcome to the official Minecraft Server of Annoying Orange, MC.orangecraft.net.

We, the OrangeCraft, have been working our pixels off tweaking the server, the website and our internal tools. Some of those changes are obvious, some less so, but all of them have been important. We know there’s still a lot of work to do to make the server perfect, and we thank you for your patience while we get there. One of those changes is this very news post. We’re going to be making an active effort in keeping you, the community, up to date with what we’re up to. Keep an eye out here for details on what we’ve changed and what we’ve got planned for the future. Currently we’re home to 6 awesome gamemodes. Those gamemodes vary from PVP, to building. Each of our fun games, give players of all types to get in on the fun. When playing on the Annoying Orange server, you will always have a high chance of playing along side the characters, and potentially being in their videos. Please remembers to display a positive, mature, and up-beat attitude when playing with them. Please check our calendar for Meet-and-Greet events with your favorite Annoying Orange characters on the server.

Our following website, twitter, and emails information can be found bellow. Twitter: @MinecraftAO Website: OrangeCraft.net

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	11
New Chunks Explored:	896387	Buildings Constructed:	40
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Villages Defended:	20

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Timeless PvP

Economy, Factions, PvP

Raiding, Economy, Factions, McMMO, PVP gaming, come join us on Timeless PvP. SSundee Vs. MrCrainer!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Potions Brewed:	61	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server‘s unofficial mascot!

Nexia

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

When you join Nexia, you’re joining more than just an ordinary Minecraft server. You become part of an amazing community. You, our players, are the most important thing to us, because you make the server what is it! You are our biggest priority. It’s our job to make sure you are happy and enjoying your time with us as best as we can. Our members are family to us. We look beyond the screen and care about our members personally as well. Our player base consists of wonderfully helpful members, always willing to lend a hand and some even lend an ear.

Our staff team are some of the nicest you’ll ever find in a Minecraft server. We have zero tolerance for rude, immature or discriminative behaviour in our community and our staff are the perfect examples of community behaviour. Any issues that may arise are dealt with quickly and fairly with everyone’s best interest in mind. Members are always welcome to contact the staff team for any sort of help, whether it be in-game or even in their personal lives.

Our members are responsible for keeping us going and helping us grow with their donations. 100% of any money donated is used to keep the community alive. No one personally profits from any money received, so you can rest assured when you donate to Nexia your money goes straight to the community. Every month we post a financial report publicly to the community, so you know exactly how the money that you donated is being spent. We want to be sure everyone has the best experience we can possibly give to keep the community thriving. All ideas are heard with open minds, all members are treated equally, and we work our hardest to create a supportive environment for all.

If you are interested in joining us on our adventure together, join our discord: https://discord.gg/eDfzCvZPVu

Find us on Twitter @playnexia

Find us on Instagram @NexiaMC

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

PopCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

PopCraft Survival Server

– 24/7. – Server has been running since beta 1.8. – Friendly staff and players. – Server rules can be viewed using the “/rules” command in-game.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Penguin Craft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Our community is based on Minecraft survival. A type of survival experience where players can create Towns using the Towny plugin. The Towny plugins allows players to create large towns will all their friends to create the most impressive buildings that you can think of. Our community strives on players and staff who create the enjoyable atmosphere for all.

Unlike the majority of Minecraft servers, Penguin Craft is ran on dedicated hosting. Running on powerful equipment, we can assure you have a lag-free experience on Penguin Craft. Come and start your own adventure on Penguin Craft, you will not regret it.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

GC2 Polska

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Survival

GC2 server Factions + SkyBlock + Minigames Unique, original plugins and world generators. We invite you! IP: gc2.pl /// gc2.mcsw.pl

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Astral Projections Made:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Enchantments Applied:	53	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Arkham Network

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skywars

ArkhamNetwork 1.7.2-1.7.10

Welcome to ArkhamNetwork, were a fun Minecraft server network! We have custom plugins, a great community and exciting new gamemodes that are unique to us. We are always improving our network, adding more features and servers based around your feedback! You are what make us what we are today. Thank you!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5896
Chimeras Created:	4	Void Gems Collected:	26
Endless Night Skies:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

McTopia

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

McTopia is a minecraft network consisting 5 different servers with many custom plugins created by the owner of McTopia. McTopia also has a website with a live list of online players along with an online ban-system and forum. Our staff is among the friendliest people you will ever come across. Come join us today!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Nomercymc

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Farms Harvested:	345
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Skyroad

Skyroad Minecraft:

Different game types under one roof!

Survival, Freebuild, Events, WAR, PvP.

Join Skyroad: http://wiki.skyroad.me/Join

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

SkullCraft Skyblock

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Join now, you’ll have a blast playing on SkullCraft Skyblock!

Key Features: » Recently reset « » Latest in Skyblock Mechanics « » 10 Themed Starter Islands « » Player Shops « » Upgradable Islands « » Nether / End World Access « » Minigames « » Pre1.9 PVP Mechinics « » MCMMO RPG Leveling System «

► IP: play.skull-craft.com ► Version: 1.8 – 1.15+

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

ParkourCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Skyblock

KitPvP – Custom kit server with plenty of classes to fit your specific play type Parkour – Custom parkour server with completable levels that will track your completion statistics. Factions – 1.8 FactionsUUID with Crates and KoTH Survival – Hardcore Vanilla PvP Skyblock – Skyblock survival with challenges and a great community. Creative – 101×101 plots with plenty of people to enjoy building with. Guns – A custom minigame that utilizes guns in minecraft.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	126
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

WitherCraft

MCMMO, greifing, essentials, Deticated Ram, Factions, Raiding, Great Staff, Buycraft Donations

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”