yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, u know how kids these days aint playin with them handheld consoles no more? well, on this server, we got handheld consoles IN the game! yep, u can play minecraft while playin minecraft, mind blown, amirite?

not only that, but we also got a secret underground city filled with llamas wearin top hats and monocles, like fancy lil dudes. oh, and did i mention there’s a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs? yep, u heard me right, DIAMOND EGGS.

but wait, there’s more! we got a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, and at the end, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its nose. who wouldn’t wanna be part of that madness, am i rite?

so come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a lil bit of common sense, but who needs that anyway?) join us for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 94/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17
Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 146

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • SongAddict Minecraft SMP

    SongAddict Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of listening to the same old songs on repeat? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to listen to boring music again. Our server is filled with so much chaos and laughter that you’ll be too busy laughing to even think about changing the song. Plus, rumor has it that our resident parrot has a killer rendition of “Baby Shark” that will have you singing along for days. So come join us and let the music (and the madness) never end!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Star Shards Collected: 220 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • HateCraft: The Server of Forgotten Loves

    HateCraft: The Server of Forgotten Loves
    Remember that feeling of pure joy and excitement when you first discovered diamonds in Minecraft? Well, imagine that feeling on steroids when you join our server! We used to love creepers blowing up our hard work, but now we hate them with a passion. Join us and experience the thrill of hunting down those green menaces and exacting your revenge in the most epic ways possible. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we once had a player build an entire roller coaster made out of obsidian just for fun. So come on, join us and rediscover the love for all things blocky and pixelated!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Towns Built: 9 Falling into the Void: 0
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Crafty Skilled Entrepreneurs

    Crafty Skilled Entrepreneurs
    yo, dis server be like da land of opportunity for all u high-skilled immigrants out there! come join us and watch as ur entrepreneurial spirit skyrockets by 6% in just three years!

    we got all da resources u need to build ur empire, from diamond mines to enchanted forests. plus, our community is full of like-minded players who will help u achieve ur dreams of becoming a minecraft mogul.

    so what u waitin’ for? join us now and watch as ur creativity and ambition reach new heights in da virtual world of minecraft!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 10
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 18 Dragonkin Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Bot testing

    Bot testing

    This is the perfect server to test you bots! It includes an SMP, a superflat test world and a duels system. This server is also used in the daily by multiple bot developpers!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Endless Legions Commanded: 38 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Alien Invasion Minecraft Server

    Alien Invasion Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server for Phase Connect’s Second Generation and Invaders! Are you ready to team up with Kaneko Lumi, Fuura Yuri, Ember Amane, Dizzy Dokuro, Jelly Hoshiumi, Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, Himemiya Rie, Erina Makina, and Komachi Panko in a wild adventure like never before?

    Imagine building epic structures with Kaneko Lumi’s guidance, battling mobs with Fuura Yuri’s expert skills, and exploring hidden caves with Ember Amane. But beware of Dizzy Dokuro’s pranks and Jelly Hoshiumi’s mischievous antics!

    Join us for crazy fun and unforgettable moments in the Minecraft world. And who knows, you might even stumble upon Phase Friends like Lia, Prima, and the Ex-Tsunderia crew on your journey!

    So, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Dive into the madness of /pcgia/ and let the adventure begin! Just remember, watch out for Komachi Panko’s legendary treehouse – you never know what surprises await you there!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Dimension Hops: 14

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • What the Heck Minecraft SMP

    What the Heck Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfits. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who only respond to players who can beatbox.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 29 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Mythical Quests Completed: 33 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • BrotherlyCraft: Noob Edition

    BrotherlyCraft: Noob Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as educational as it is entertaining? Look no further than our server, where we teach you everything your parents won’t! Join us for a wild ride of learning about the birds and the bees, STDs, pregnancy, and consent – all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Our server is so lit, even your parents will be shook when they find out what you’ve been up to. So why wait? Join now and expand your knowledge in the most unexpected way possible!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • CraftyAddictz

    CraftyAddictz
    What’s something you can’t go a day without? If your answer is “playing on the most epic Minecraft server ever created”, then you’ve come to the right place! Our server is so amazing, it’s been known to cure zombie pigmen of their bad attitudes and turn creepers into friendly pet cats.

    Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the grass is always greener and the diamonds are always sparklier. Our community is filled with wizards, unicorns, and even a talking chicken named Cluck Norris.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Plus, our virtual buffet is always stocked with unlimited virtual cake. Yum!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 19 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 44
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Ether Blades Crafted: 10
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Legendary Titles Earned: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • ZelenskyCraft: Top Secret Plans

    ZelenskyCraft: Top Secret Plans
    so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a secret plan to take over the world? well, this server is where it’s at, bro! zelensky himself is gonna unveil his victory plan on oct. 16, but get this – part of it will only be disclosed to the top parliamentary leaders! like, how crazy is that?! join this server and be part of the most epic takeover ever! who needs conventional sentence structure when u can have brain damage fun on this server, amirite? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 13
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 16 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Pirate’s Den Minecraft Server

    Pirate’s Den Minecraft Server
    Arr matey! Ye be lookin’ for a place to plunder the treasures of Policenauts and play it on yer trusty ol’ PC? Well, look no further me hearties, for this Minecraft server be the perfect place for ye!

    Join us on this wild adventure where ye can sail the seven seas of pixels, fight off creepers and zombies with yer mighty sword, and search for buried chests filled with the precious loot of Policenauts.

    But beware, for there be a fearsome pirate captain who guards the game with his life, ready to challenge any landlubber who dares to steal his booty. So gather yer crew, sharpen yer swords, and set sail for the most epic Minecraft server ye ever did see! Yarrrr!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Towns Built: 9 Dragon Eggs Found: 1779
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Epic Weapons Forged: 10

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Stop-Complaining-About-Chainlink-Labs-Stealing-The Minecraft SMP

    Stop-Complaining-About-Chainlink-Labs-Stealing-The Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandal, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

    Forget about Chainlink Labs stealing fees, on our server, the real drama is who stole the last piece of cake from the communal chest! And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that have taken place over who gets to control the petting zoo (yes, we have a petting zoo, don’t ask why).

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more exciting than a llama race on ice, come join us! Just be prepared for the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 20 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 12 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 166 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP

    ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of believing in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy! Our server is filled with magical wonders and mystical creatures that will make you question everything you thought you knew as a child.

    Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll be able to ride unicorns and fly on the backs of dragons. We even have a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy – just be careful not to eat too much, or you might turn into a gingerbread man!

    But that’s not all – we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with all the toys you ever dreamed of as a child. From Barbie dolls to action figures, you’ll never run out of things to play with on our server.

    So come join us and let your inner child run wild in our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even rediscover that sense of wonder and imagination that you thought you lost long ago.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Magical Moments Shared: 22
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 1373
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Dragons Tamed: 6

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • BlockBucks Adventures

    BlockBucks Adventures
    If money wasn’t an issue, you’d probably be joining our Minecraft server right now and living out your wildest blocky dreams! Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player – rumor has it he’s a total noob at PvP though.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a team of ninja villagers. And every full moon, a magical unicorn parade marches through the land, spreading rainbow sparkles and good vibes to all who witness it.

    So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft wonderland? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 1388 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 36
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Potions Brewed: 38
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Alien Abductions: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Past Stars Sky – Burned Out!

    Past Stars Sky – Burned Out!
    yo, u ever think about how the stars r like, dead af but we still see their light? it’s like a ghost party up in the sky, man. speaking of ghost parties, come join our minecraft server where the creepers throw the sickest raves and the zombies are actually really good dancers.

    we got pigs that can fly, cows that tell dad jokes, and chickens that lay diamond eggs. oh, and don’t even get me started on the villagers – those guys are always up to some crazy shenanigans.

    if u wanna join a server that’s out of this world (literally, cuz the stars are dead, remember?), then come on down and let’s get blocky together. trust me, it’ll be a blast – just like those ghost stars in the sky.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 38
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Curse of Binding Applied: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • FreePvP

    FreePvP

    FreePvP – The ultimate PvP-based server. Free kit when you join! Feel free to explore the world or PvP with friends or random people with /warp box.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 13
    Animals Bred: 11 Dragon Eggs Found: 7227
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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