SwipeSMP: Where we might add a sprinkle of vanilla, maybe… if you’re lucky. 1.21 and whitelist included!

Meritocracy Myths Craft

Access, business schools, classism, Craft, discrimination, Diversity, economic inequality, education, equality, hard work, innate talent, Meritocracy, Myth, Myths, opportunities, Privilege, Rewards, social mobility, socioeconomic status, success, systemic bias, wealth gap

so, like, u know how u go to business school and they’re all like “work hard and u will succeed” but then u graduate and u realize it’s all a lie? well, our minecraft server is like the opposite of that! we believe in giving everyone equal opportunities to succeed, no matter how much u suck at mining or building or whatever. come join us and experience a world where meritocracy is just a myth and everyone can be a diamond-hoarding, creeper-fighting legend! plus, we have a secret underground club where we discuss the deeper meaning of minecraft and eat cake. u don’t wanna miss out on that, do u? join us now and let’s smash the system together, one block at a time!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

SwipeSMP: Where we might add a sprinkle of vanilla, maybe… if you’re lucky. 1.21 and whitelist included!

1.21, ADD, Apart), Builds, Community, Discord, Help, ihben, Included, interested, Join, looking, Lucky, maybe, Minecraft, more, Players, SC_OFF, Server, Shops, smp, sprinkle, SwipeSMP, Vanilla, Whitelist, Youre

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Mostly-Vanilla SMP
Version	1.21
Purpose	Building community, shops, and more

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Join the server Discord and add the owner on Discord for more information.
What can I do on the server?	Help with builds, create shops, and be part of the community.
Is it a whitelisted server?	It is not mentioned, contact the owner for more information.
Are there any rules on the server?	Rules are usually specified in the Discord server, make sure to read and follow them.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Love Letters Sent:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Once Again Minecraft Server

ALERT, assets, assets at risk, Bank of America, bank of america scam, bank run, bank run alert, commodity scarcity, Economy, fargo-esau scheme, financial crisis, Jews, Minecraft, MONEY, ports down, scarcity, Server, strike, Warning, wiping out accounts

🤑💰💸 Ready to join the most chaotic and outrageous Minecraft server ever? Well, get ready for some wild adventures because our server is currently experiencing a BANK RUN ALERT! That’s right, the ports are down for strike and commodity is about to become scarce. But that’s not even the craziest part – the Jews are apparently taking your money and wiping out accounts! 😱

But don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Bank of America is down and running away with your money in a Fargo-Esau scheme! So if you want to save your assets and avoid losing everything, you better join our server and participate in the most epic bank run ever! Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden treasures along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! 💸💰🤑

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

>Yaoi Legs Minecraft SMP

Anime, bl, boy love, common, fanfiction, fetish, fictional couples, gay romance, gtYaoi, homoeroticism, Legs, LGBTQ, male characters, male/male relationships, Manga, Minecraft, odd, Sexualization, shipping, smp, yaoi, Yaoi legs, yaoi tropes

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the yaoi legs are oddly common and always on display! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and of course, those fabulous yaoi legs that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Our server is home to the most outrageous players who will stop at nothing to claim their spot as the top builder, PvPer, or yaoi leg enthusiast. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a newbie just starting out, there’s a place for everyone in our wacky world.

But beware, rumors have it that the yaoi legs are not just for show – they hold mystical powers that can either make or break your Minecraft experience. Will you be brave enough to uncover the secrets behind the yaoi legs and harness their true potential?

So come on, join us and let’s embark on this hilarious journey together. Who knows what kind of madness awaits us in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Villages Defended:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

MommaCare Minecraft Server

caregiver guilt, caregiver responsibilities, Chronic illness, distant relationship, emotional manipulation, emotional neglect, emotional trauma, family expectations, family obligations., guilt tripping, INDEPENDENCE, long-term resentment, Minecraft, MommaCare, mother-daughter bond, mother-daughter dynamics, neglectful parenting, personal boundaries, professional care, rebuilding relationships, self-care, Server

Are you tired of boring old family drama and emotional baggage? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that real-life nonsense and focus on building your dream world!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about neglectful mothers or guilt trips. Instead, you can create your own independence and live your best blocky life. Who needs a demanding mom when you have a virtual world to conquer?

Forget about feeling torn and conflicted, join us and let your creativity run wild. Build your own empire, explore new lands, and make friends who won’t guilt-trip you into taking care of them.

So why waste your time dealing with family drama when you can join our server and craft your own destiny? Say goodbye to emotional manipulation and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

TipTopTressTrimz

Agreement, Communication, customer service, demo cut, devastation, education event, Ethics, freedom, Hair journey, Hairstylist, Long hair, MODEL, payment, pixie cut, shock, stylist, Tears, Tipping, TipTopTressTrimz, Trust

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat? Look no further than our server, where the only thing you can trust is the unpredictability!

Join us for a hair-raising adventure as you navigate through twists and turns just like this poor soul’s unexpected pixie cut. Will you emerge victorious or will you be left in tears like our friend here?

With surprises at every turn, you’ll never know what to expect next on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride – just make sure to hold onto your hair!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

GoodBadGuyMC SMP

bad, character assassination, controversial, Good, GoodBadGuyMC, Hero, Historical figures, History, judgment, Legacy, misconceptions, misunderstood, misunderstood figures, morality, perspective, public perception, Redemption, reevaluation, reputation, revisionist history, smp, Villain

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! Join us and discover the truth about history’s so-called “bad guys” who are actually just misunderstood heroes in disguise.

Ever wondered what it would be like to team up with Genghis Khan to conquer the server? Or maybe you’d prefer to build a secret base with Blackbeard the pirate? The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

So come on, join us and rewrite history in the most epic and hilarious way possible. Who knows, you might even uncover the real reason why Julius Caesar was always so cranky!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

BlockBusterCraft

BlockBusterCraft, Career Change, financial recovery, financial setback, finding purpose, fresh start, job loss, Job Search, life reset, lost everything, new beginnings, overcoming adversity, personal growth, rebuilding confidence, rebuilding life, resilience, second chance, Self Discovery, Starting from scratch, starting over, status loss

Are you tired of adulting and being responsible? Join our Minecraft server and start over in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest virtual house!

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of rainbow sheep appear out of nowhere, dropping gold nuggets as they frolic around you. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons.

On our server, you can be whoever you want to be – a fearless warrior, a master builder, or even a professional llama whisperer. So why wait? Join now and escape the harsh realities of adulthood by diving headfirst into our wacky and wonderful Minecraft world!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Schrodinger’s Amazon Account

Account.., alive and dead cat, Amazon, Austrian physicist, cat in a box, Paradox, philosophical paradox, physics experiment, quantum entanglement, Quantum Mechanics, quantum physics, quantum superposition, quantum theory, schrodinger, Schrödingers, scientific thought experiment, scientist, superposition, theoretical physics, thought experiment, Uncertainty Principle, wave function collapse

haha u wanna join dis minecraft server? well let me tell u, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. our diamonds sparkle brighter than ur future and our creepers are trained to do the macarena before they explode.

once, a player found a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, sipping on potions of invisibility. another time, a group of players stumbled upon a village where all the villagers were actually disguised as chickens plotting a coup against the players.

if u join our server, u might just witness a battle between a giant chicken riding a dragon and a group of players riding on the backs of ender dragons. or maybe u’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give u the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep.

so come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u do, in which case, blame it on Schrodinger’s Amazon account.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	468	Dimension Hops:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Plasticizer-Free SoCal CraftyCraft

air quality, airborne toxins, carcinogens, chemical exposure, CraftyCraft, environmental health, flexible materials, garden hoses, health risks, long tail tags, lunchboxes, phthalates, plastic chemicals, plastic pollution, PlasticizerFree, plasticizers, Pollution, reproductive toxins, shower curtains, socal, southern california, toxic exposure, Upholstery

Yo, if you wanna escape the plastic apocalypse and have a blast in Minecraft, come join our server! We got rid of allllll the plasticizers and replaced them with rainbow sparkles and unicorn farts. No more toxic air, just pure pixelated fun! Plus, our server is so lit that even the phthalates are too scared to show up. Join us and build a world where the only thing toxic is your sick PvP skills. Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Ores Mined:	2440	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Mines Excavated:	1479

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

EuroPlayZone Lands, Buy Rent Houses, 11.07 Minecraft server

auction house, Aurelium Skills, Battles, Biomes, Buy Rent Houses, Datapacks, Economy, EconomyPremium, EuroPlayZone Lands, GSit, HAT, Incendium, Lands, leveled mobs, Minecraft, MoreOres, Nullscape, Plugins, Survival, terra, Terralith, Veinminer

Welcome to our ⚔️Minecraft survival⚔️! EuroPlayZone is excited to announce the grand opening of our new Survival Server on July 6th, 2024. Join us at mc.europlayzone.eu:25565 for an unparalleled Minecraft experience featuring custom datapacks and a range of exciting plugins.

Our server is equipped with:

Datapacks: Terralith, Incendium, Nullscape

Plugins: Terra, EconomyPremium, Auction House, GSit, Hat, Lands, Aurelium Skills, Leveled Mobs, VeinMiner, MoreOres

Explore unique biomes, engage in epic battles, and trade in our vibrant economy. Mark your calendars and join us for the grand opening!

See you in the game! ⚔️

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
New Chunks Explored:	84505	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Mine LOL Server – Minecraft Server

15 year anniversary, Account Stats, Ann-Sivir-sary, Builds, competitive, Cosplayer Neeko, esports, Esports Fan Trundle, Gaming, league of legends, lol, Minecraft, MOBA, Model Viewer, multiplayer, Music Fan Gragas, OP pastebin, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, Pickems, Server, strategy, Worlds 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyways?

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and more chaos than a creeper in a TNT factory.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story… Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig into battle. The next day, that player logged in to find the statue had come to life and was leading an army of farm animals on a quest for world domination.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of safeguards in place to prevent any more chicken-pig uprisings. So come on in and join the fun! Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server. Just remember, always keep an eye out for those sneaky creepers… they’re always up to no good.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Farms Harvested:	937	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CraftyCouple Minecraft SMP

acceptance, CraftyCouple, discrimination, equality, free speech, gender equality, Gender Identity, gender transition, Hate Speech, Homophobia, LGBTQ, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ allies, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ pride, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ support, LGBTQ visibility., love is love, Minecraft, smp, transgender rights, Transphobia

Are you tired of dealing with homophobia and transphobia on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we have a zero tolerance policy for hate speech!

Join us and you’ll be welcomed with open arms by our diverse and inclusive community. Our server is a safe space for everyone, whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out. Plus, rumor has it that our resident builder can create the most fabulous rainbow-themed structures you’ve ever seen.

So come on over and join us for a fun and accepting Minecraft experience. Remember, hate speech is so last season! 😉🌈 #LoveWins #MinecraftEquality

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	New Chunks Explored:	826426
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Villages Defended:	18	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

DocBlockDaycare

Appointment, Babysitting, boyfriend’s family, BROKE, concern, daycare, DocBlockDaycare, doctor’s appointment, Driving, Forgot, gas money, health, last minute, lump in breast, out of state, paid, payment, School, Siblings, sister

Are you tired of being roped into babysitting duties without any compensation? Do you have a mysterious lump in your breast that needs attention ASAP? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for outrageous adventures and escape the real world drama. Our virtual world is filled with pixelated wonders and no babysitting required! Plus, our in-game doctors are always available for appointments, no waiting months for an opening. So come join us and leave the real world behind – because who needs responsibilities when you can mine for diamonds instead?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Enchantments Applied:	63	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Divine Spears Created:	26

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

BrainPowerVSWill SMP

brain power, BrainPowerVSWill, cognitive ability, Decision making, determination, determination vs intelligence, Focus, Grit, inner strength, intelligence, mental acuity, mental agility, mental endurance, mental fortitude, mental strength, mental toughness, motivation, perseverance, resilience, self-discipline, smp, will power

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate test of will power and brain power!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense parkour challenges where one wrong move could send you plummeting into a pit of lava, and mind-bending puzzles that will make you question reality itself.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and harness its power?

So why choose between will power and brain power when you can have both on our insane Minecraft SMP? Join now and prepare for the wildest adventure of your life!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Enchantments Applied:	128	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Buildings Constructed:	43	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	0