SwipeCraft SMP: Bad Date Stories | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of swiping left on dating apps only to end up with a creeper who thinks “Netflix and chill” means watching a documentary on fungi? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to find your true love!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a player who not only knows how to craft a perfect pickaxe, but also has a killer sense of humor. Sparks fly as you team up to take down a horde of zombies, and before you know it, you’re building a cozy little house together complete with matching beds.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Love Potion #9, a secret concoction rumored to make any player fall head over heels in love with you. So why waste your time swiping through endless profiles when you could be crafting your way to romance on our server? Join today and let the love (and the diamonds) flow! 💖💎 #MinecraftMatchmaker

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5881
Void Gems Collected:	30	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

BrokenThrone

Bedwars, Cross-Play, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to BrokenThrone, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! We’re thrilled to have you here!IP Address: Java: play.brokenthrone.xyz Bedrock: play.brokenthrone.xyzServer Features: • Cracked • Player-driven economy with player shops and auctions • Grief protection to ensure your builds are safe • RPG-style leveling and skills • Custom Enchants • ETC

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	2080
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Runes Activated:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	183
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Melon Cloud

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Playing Melon Cloud you can forget about pay to win here, everyone’s got a fair shot at fun. We spice things up with free custom monthly textures that’ll give your gameplay a fresh twist without breaking the bank.Enjoy the freedom of soaring through the skies with the /fly command – because who doesn’t love a little virtual airtime? But what really makes Melon Cloud a blast is our awesome community. Whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a total newbie, our players are all about making you feel right at home.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4138	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Mantic Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We are a fast growing, friendly and fun Minecraft server community. Mantic server was originally founded back in 2015.Come give it a try at mso.mantic.gg

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Enchantments Applied:	200
Crops Grown:	7989	Love Letters Sent:	20
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Ruby

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Ruby! We are an online community with an extra focus on togetherness, inclusion and friendship. Here you can meet safely no matter who you are. We want everyone to experience development and mastery at Rubinen. We have Survival, Creative, Dungeons, Parkour, Spleef, Towny, Events, KeepInventory, Voteparty, Competitions, PvP and more!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

DraconityMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Cross-Play! Anyone can join from any launcher!!DraconityMC – SURVIVAL KINGDOMS– Custom Mobs: Fully customized passive and hostile mobs, as well as interactive pets with skills and abilities! – Custom World Generation: Completely reworked world generation, featuring hundreds of varieties of biomes filled with custom mobs! – Outposts: Fight for rulership of the four biome outposts, but fight off the ogres, vikings, ents, and bandits! – Boss Fights: Daily varieties of custom textured boss spawns with OP rewards! – Skills: Redesigned custom McMMO skills, RPG style! Level up for rewards! – Battlepass: Featuring hundreds of fresh quests to face every season, with a balanced VIP battlepass access! – New Enchantments: Completely reworked enchantment system, featuring a wizard NPC for all your enchantment needs! – Kingdoms: Build and form the strongest kingdom on the server, and declare war on other kingdoms for power! If you just wanna chill and build, you can turn this feature off and sit back and watch the chaos! – Gems Shop: Buy keys, cosmetics, wardrobe items, and much more with gems! – Dungeons: Grind through the levels of the dungeons for unique rewards and challenging battles from our custom mobs and bosses! + much more!: We have so many amazing features that we can’t even list them all, so come check it out now!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Void Gems Collected:	31	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

GuildCraft Network

Creative, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to GuildCraft network!We offer many different games with our custom made plugins, maps, and games.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

NostalgiaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	487
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	182
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Animals Bred:	14
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	9306	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Star Shards Collected:	72	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Towns Built:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	9046	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mines Excavated:	1003
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Magic Items Found:	6797	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Mines Excavated:	1748	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.