SwipeCraft SMP: Bad Date Stories | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of swiping left on dating apps only to end up with a creeper who thinks “Netflix and chill” means watching a documentary on fungi? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to find your true love!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a player who not only knows how to craft a perfect pickaxe, but also has a killer sense of humor. Sparks fly as you team up to take down a horde of zombies, and before you know it, you’re building a cozy little house together complete with matching beds.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Love Potion #9, a secret concoction rumored to make any player fall head over heels in love with you. So why waste your time swiping through endless profiles when you could be crafting your way to romance on our server? Join today and let the love (and the diamonds) flow! 💖💎 #MinecraftMatchmaker

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	145	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

MuCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Theatria

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Zombie Dances:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Crops Grown:	8904
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	26

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Mccaim

Survival

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Villages Defended:	15	Potions Brewed:	185
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	286
Animals Bred:	174	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Magical Moments Shared:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Enchantments Applied:	90	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Trans Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Mines Excavated:	3904
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.