SwipeCraft SMP: Bad Date Stories | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of swiping left on dating apps only to end up with a creeper who thinks “Netflix and chill” means watching a documentary on fungi? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to find your true love!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a player who not only knows how to craft a perfect pickaxe, but also has a killer sense of humor. Sparks fly as you team up to take down a horde of zombies, and before you know it, you’re building a cozy little house together complete with matching beds.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Love Potion #9, a secret concoction rumored to make any player fall head over heels in love with you. So why waste your time swiping through endless profiles when you could be crafting your way to romance on our server? Join today and let the love (and the diamonds) flow! 💖💎 #MinecraftMatchmaker

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

VillageCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Around since 2011, we have seen Minecraft change quite a bit. We have a strong and easygoing community, with friendly players who will get you on your way. On VillageCraft, you can build a village to whatever style you feel, get it protected by one of our friendly staff, and then manage it however you want. Come join us!Key Features: – We have a market, built from the ground up, right in the spawn town, to help you get on your way, be it with your first home, or a new project – Through community elections and votes, you can have your say on how the server operates, from suggesting features, to running events – VillageCraft has been a community since 2011, having seen over 20,000 players over the years, each bringing their contribution to the server – When you build a village, it’s entirely yours. You can decide who to let in, what rules you enforce, and play to your style

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Cobblehaven

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

McCaverns

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	497
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PandaCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Animals Bred:	189
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Towns Built:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Renatus Network

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Renatus Network BATTLEGROUNDS OFFICIALLY RELEASED /server Battlegrounds JOIN NOW – Renatus.ccParkour Are you ready to take your parkour and speedrunning skills to the next level? With over 400+ levels, including iconic levels like Rainbow, Rocky, and Dungeon, and our unique Infinite Parkour and racing feature, you’ll be in for an adventure like no other.Battlegrounds Are you ready for the ultimate PvP experience? Introduce Battlegrounds, the newest and most thrilling KitPvP gamemode out there. With a roster of over 20+ unique champions, each with their special abilities and power-ups, you’ll have the chance to play as your favorite character and dominate the battlefield.JOIN OVER ONE MILLION UNIQUE PLAYERS Renatus Network has been around since 2012! Over the years, we’ve used that time to refine our game modes into something truly special for every player. With our over 10 years of experience, we understand the importance of community. So we welcome YOU with open arms. Join Renatus and be a part of the community that is standing 10 years strong.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Animals Bred:	16
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Dragons Tamed:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

TANOMI

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

You have reached the official page of a unique Minecraft server with new features that open up for you a fresh look at the game and the difficulty of survival. This is an amazing world where you can be anyone: choose your play style! Exciting systems of new enchantments, fishing, mining, unique monsters, a whole list of new equipment and much more await you! All this without mods, without downloading a launcher. We don’t put labels on players like RP servers do, you can be whoever you want, whenever you want, and the standard of living that you want. And we will try to preserve your gameplay for a long time, because we do not have wipes of the main world. You can access us even from a non-licensed client, so you don’t need to spend extra money on purchasing a mojang account. We have the most friendly and sociable community of players and administration! Only you decide how the history of the world you live in will go! Come in and show yourself!Read the detailed description in our VK group or on the website.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Ores Mined:	6262	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	New Chunks Explored:	445118
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

FTB StoneBlock2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

MineFrost Network

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

MINEFROST NETWORKIP: play.minefrost.net ___________________________________________________________WE ARE OPENING NEW TYPE OF SERVERS! – VANILLA SKYBLOCK – CUSTOM SURVIVAL – CUSTOM BEDWARS – ANARCHY SKYLANDS – EXTREME HARDCORE AND MUCH MORE!!!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Star Shards Collected:	246	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mines Excavated:	2217

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

DemonsLand Season 3

Economy, LifeSteal

Demons Land is A Public Lifesteal Server. By Playing here You can Enhance your Lifesteal Experience.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

MCSugars

Economy, Survival

MCSugars is a survival server based on a diamond economy, with loads of cool features including land claims, pwarps, chest shops, crates, marriage and more

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Alien Abductions:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	12

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

MitoloskaSLO

Economy, Survival

Slovenian survival server because you start as a servant and can become a GOD! Come and join! more in the video: https://youtu.be/nIFqOfCyZBU

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

NiftySMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Zombie Dances:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

MythriaNET

Cross-Play, Economy

Mythria.NET – Your CityBuild network [1.8.x – 1.19.x]

__________________________________________________________________Welcome to Mythria.NET, Glad you found us here! Info: For voting you will receive a gift on our server.__________________________________________________________________

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Love Letters Sent:	16
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Magic Items Found:	6259	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

AxolotlSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the AxolotlSMP!We are a dedicated server that is willing to be the server that goes above and beyond to give you the true vanilla SMP experience. We have some of the most custom features that you will ever see!▪ 1. Dungeons: Enter the dungeons and slay the commanders of each dungeon and earn loot along the way ▪ 2. Vanilla Gameplay: We’re bringing Vanilla back! Play your favorite game Minecraft but with additional twists and more! ▪ 3. Weekly Events: We have fun, engaging and exciting gameplay every single week! You’ll never get bored! ▪ 4. Storyline: Join and expierence an ongoing storyline. Meet new characters and new locations! ▪ 5. Custom Structures: Find large castles in the wild and loot them or make it your base! ▪ 6. Balanced Economy: Our economy is built to last! Years of experience ensuring that you’ll have fun! ▪ 6. Professional Staff: Our staff members are the best. No more abuse or unfair treatment! ▪ 7. Custom Everything: Everything is made by our team! Our plugins, artwork, builds, and models are all custom!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

ShatteredVanilla

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, Survival

ShatteredVanilla is a awesome server with multiple gamemodes such survival, hardcore gamemode coming soon, and more awesome gamemodes! we have awesome developers and staff to make your gameplay awesome. We have a cool discord where we host giveaways and events! We even host weekly crystal, sword, pot, cart, and elytra pvp events weekly too! This is a awesome server to meet new friends team up and make server ruling empires to try get ready for the end event every 4 months. We have cool ranks, insane builds, good pvp, and a awesome community for you to play with.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Dragons Tamed:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Emeralds Found:	6999	Divine Spears Created:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.