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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage.

We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Clucky who thinks he’s a ninja.

But the real reason you should join? We have a Swedish language class every Tuesday where we try to seduce each other with phrases from Swedish porn. Trust us, it’s not as sexy as you think.

So come on over and join the madness! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a stack of pork chops. You’re gonna need it.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

RedSkyEagle

LifeSteal, Survival

Welcome to JungleSMP Its an OP Survival SMP ensuring to create quality experiences for everyone. Lifesteal SMP Added. Its a survival community with a strong focus on exploration, community and passionately bringing you the best of what minecraft has to offer. This is also a crossplay between java and bedrock which allow you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are. And also available for cracked minecraft versions. We offer ranks and extra rewards for voting. When you joined in, u can get started by typing “/rtp” to teleport into the wilderness. We are a safe server with rules. We do not allow greifing or raiding, which means your builds will be completely safe. We also include player shop, player warp, crates, auction, etc. Everyone is welcome to join, So join today and enjoy our JungleSMP. IP -play.junglesmp.online Port – 25576 If you are mobile user this ip is not working for you then IP – 192.99.232.94 with same port

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

ExodusMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

ExodusMC is Network that specialises in Skyblock, Lifesteal, Prison, and SkyPvP. Start your adventure on our server today and meet new friends! Join the active growing community and see what ExodusMC has to offer. We are waiting for you!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Babylon MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

**EXPLORATION UPDATE LAUNCHING WEDNESDAY 14TH JUNE 2023**Babylon MC is a Vanilla Survival server hosted in Australia. No /sethome, no /tpa, etc, no hacking, just pure, classic Minecraft survival with a great group of players.Apply for Whitelist through our discord. (Rules also on discord)Est. 17th December 2021

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Farms Harvested:	708

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Kicklex

Survival

– Simple and Special Protections – Buy and sell stores – Mysterious Safes – Ranks (all permanent) – Prisons – YT and MiniYT Ranks (Looking for Streamer and YT) – Kits – Economy – Tops – Jobs

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

VitalCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

At VitalCraft, we understand the joy that Minecraft brings to the world , and we strive to provide our players with an exceptional gaming experience. Our map is one of a kind and offers endless possibilities for exploration and adventure. From the moment you step onto our server, you’ll be immersed in a world full of creativity and excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a beginner, we have something for everyone. We have collaborated to bring you the best of the old school, OG factions, and the new school. Join us today and discover what sets us apart from the rest.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

FlickationSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

FlickationSMP has some of the coolest features and is very unique. We have an Earth server with custom plugins including tanks, planes, helicopters, submarines, and more! And, if you ever had a hard time trying to play with your friends that are on bedrock or java, then join FlickationSMP!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mines Excavated:	3821
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

From Minepur

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Relaunch of the legendary semi-vanilla server! GRIEFING & RAIDING! SETHOMES & TPA! VOTING REWARDS! (No claims, economy, map resets, or hacking) SEMI-VANILLA at its PURIST.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Potions Brewed:	161	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Unrealtactical

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This Is The Official Server Of The Youtuber CoolGunner. UnrealTactical Is Back In Full Strenght As A Part Of The MC Server Network. UnrealTactical Also Has Unofficial Support For Bedrock Clients!!!!! **Please Note: Bedrock Clients Must Use Port 19132** Currently Is Hosts: – Survial Cool features -SkyblockComing Soon: – Zombies -Minigames – Prison – Kitpvp – Factions

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Holy Grails Found:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

XCraft Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

XCraft Survival is celebrating 10 Years of providing a nice escape! Since 2013, we’ve been working hard to create a server that allows you to play with ease. We’re all about the old-school survival experience, with a few fun twists! From custom enchantments and tweaked crafting recipes to fighting Herobrine and using Flight Feathers, you’ll find your niche!We are a play-to-win server, the only way that you’re going to get farther than anyone else is by putting in the work, which means NO P2W. Our ranks are purely cosmetic, letting you earn everything you have in-game with our Perks system. You can upgrade yourself to have more set homes, player vaults, portable workstations, and more!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	35

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

TitoCraft #Forever

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

TitoCraft is a Minecraft server made for players. Our main objective is to satisfy the community. Our game modes are unique and different from any other server, 100% customized by our team. “Too good to be true”? Come and see! Game Modes: – Survival / BedWars / Skyblock / OneBlock / Parkour– Easy and affordable savings – Customized menus and commands – An innovative store menu – VoteParty / McMMO / Jobs / Daily Challenges and Monthly Challenges / Minigames AND MUCH MORE!!!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Ores Mined:	6341

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Laoco

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Looking for a fun friendly active Minecraft community to be apart of? Look no further! Server Info: always latest • All Inclusive server. • Staff monitored Grief and Theft Plugins • semi vanilla survival server • Greylisted – We keep out the trolls. So come check us out,

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

MSRebound

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

MSRebound is a semi-vanilla SMP that never resets and quickly updates. So explore a world rich with history, and interact with the friendly community. We also have simple leveling in mcmmo, custom heads, player shops, & Discord integration.Feel free to join us anytime! :DAlso, if you are worried about us shutting down like a lot of other small servers, we’ve been going for 4+ years. We aren’t going anywhere.We don’t support Mojang’s chat report feature. It has been disabled on our server if you worry about that sort of thing. However, our server rules still apply and will be enforced by our staff.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Village mine

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Welcome to our village mine! The Dorfmine is a German-speaking Minecraft server for up to 100 players, with a classic freebuild concept and an extensive zone system so that your buildings are completely protected – you simply look for a nice place, place a box and create your zone, which you too later you can manage it completely independently. With us you don’t have to rely on any team members, but, just like in single player, you have complete freedom without having to worry about strangers destroying your things.Surrounded by a constantly growing but manageable community that always helps each other out, you will be looked after by a very experienced team. Our servers are online 24/7 to offer you an exceptional and lag-free gaming experience.We look forward to welcoming you to our village mine and wish you a lot of fun on our server! 🙂

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

FTB Direwolf20 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ftb.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Hypix MC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Server Minecraft Indonesia Java & Bedrock ° Survival – Economy RPG ° Gacha ° And Others²

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Potions Brewed:	103

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.