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| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 2618 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2886 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
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