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| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 935 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 173 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 24 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 5125 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7370 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
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