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Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 2207 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 | Potions Brewed: | 32 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 19 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 7937 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Picture this: you stumble upon a hidden village where the villagers make just $50 a month (the villagers get $100, of course). But don’t worry, they’re all still smiling brightly despite their circumstances. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find love with a qt pie villager who’s looking for a way out of the sweat shop life.
But be warned, there’s always a chance you’ll end up living in a derelict hole in the wall with some stinky jeet and pumping out manlet kids. So join our server now for a chance to experience the most outrageous and unpredictable adventures Minecraft has to offer!