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BlockyBagelCraft – Serving up Minecraft fun with a side of memes! #5136

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and events? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to participate in the SCHALE Settlement Task with General Student Council event, where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of ramen shops to uncover the ultimate noodle recipe. Trust us, it’s a lot harder than it sounds!

But that’s not all – we also have the Grand Assault: Gregorius (Indoors) event, where you’ll have to battle heavy armor-wearing mobs in a dance-off to prove your dominance. Who knew armor could be so stylish?

And let’s not forget about the Total Assault: Binah (Urban) event, where you’ll have to navigate through a bustling city while avoiding rogue hot spring enthusiasts. Can you make it to the finish line without getting splashed?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Buildings Constructed:	38
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Dimension Hops:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Crafty Booze Blockers: Where Minecraft meets Happy Hour!

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Are you tired of getting strange looks when you try to buy alcohol in real life? Well, fear no more! Join our Minecraft server where you can buy all the virtual alcohol you want without any judgment from cashiers! Our virtual bartenders will even give you a virtual high five for being so cool. So come on down and get drunk on pixels, because why not?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Runes Activated:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Minecraft Madness: Tsuki’s Isekai Adventure

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Are you tired of getting wrecked in PvP battles on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret training ground where players can spar with legendary warriors like Chuck Norris and John Wick to hone their combat skills. Join us and show off your newfound skills by taking on the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Trust us, it’s totally doable. So come on over and prove that you’ve got what it takes to be the ultimate PvP champion!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

MineCrafty Writers – Gemstone Galore – LOL Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take fanfiction to a whole new level! Imagine building your own world where VTubers come to life and embark on epic adventures. From greentext shitposts to steamy smut, we’ve got it all covered in our archive of three years worth of stories.

But wait, there’s more! Join us and you’ll get to witness the legendary battle of the lesbian correcting, where grammar warriors fight for the ultimate victory. Or how about exploring the ethics of slavery in a virtual world where anything is possible?

And let’s not forget about the gem gf quest, where you can woo your very own gemstone girlfriend and rule the Minecraft universe together. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of VTuber fanfiction madness and let your imagination run wild!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	459628	Zombie Dances:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Crafty Crysis Crew: Building Blocks Better Than Graphics! Join Us for LOLs & Blocks Galore!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you spawn in a world where every block is made of diamond and the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Not convinced yet? How about this: our server has a secret underground city filled with talking cows who will trade you enchanted golden apples for your dirt blocks. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just wait until you see our custom mini-game where you ride pigs through a maze of lava while wearing a chicken suit. So why play Crysis Remastered when you could be having the time of your life on our insane Minecraft server? Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Patriotic Pixel Pals Minecraft Server: Where we bleed Red, White, and Green…and pixels!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where our flag has been through more drama than a reality TV show! Our flag is the mother of the Aryan race and is as stable and strong as a god (literally, it once bench-pressed a mountain).

Our Beautiful Lion and The Sun are not just decorations, they are legit guards of the server. They’ve seen some stuff during the Time of the War, let me tell ya. This isn’t just a little story, it’s a saga of epic proportions.

Join our server and be a part of the Aryan race’s legacy. Our strength is unmatched, and we will stand firm like the sun until the end of time. If you respect Iran, you’ll have love in your heart for the nation. But if you don’t, well, let’s just say things might get a little shallow for you.

So come on over and join us for some Minecraft fun, where our flag is more than just a flag, it’s a symbol of power and resilience. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server with a lion that can roar louder than a creeper explosion?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Tarrare’s Tinder: Minecraft Edition

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you want to date a female reincarnation of Tarrare, the legendary French glutton who could eat an entire cow in one sitting. Imagine the romantic dinners you could have together, feasting on endless amounts of food while discussing the finer points of gastronomy.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers of Minecraftia?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest and wackiest adventures that Minecraft has to offer!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Buildings Constructed:	36
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CraftyMemesMC: ‘/2mw/’ – Where laughter and blocks collide in epic adventures!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a Hololive EN 3rd Gen stream? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual party hosted by Shiori Novella herself, complete with crazy adventures and epic quests. Join us for weekly events where you can battle dragons, build giant statues of your favorite VTubers, and maybe even uncover hidden treasures (or just get lost in a cave for hours, we won’t judge). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Falling into the Void:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	2793
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Crafty F*ckery: The Server of Questionable Decisions

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn faster than a sleepy cat? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on steroids!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to grant you unlimited diamonds and make you the coolest kid on the block. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a gang of evil bunnies with laser eyes and a taste for player tears.

If you’re feeling brave, you can also take on our resident boss, a giant chicken named Cluckzilla who breathes fire and has an army of zombie pigmen at his command. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with a magical feather that lets you fly like a majestic unicorn (but with feathers instead of rainbows).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Get your groove on and show off your best moves to earn exclusive disco-themed loot that will make all your friends jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most WTF Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Villages Defended:	20
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Creepers Anonymous: Where Mondays are Banned!

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Tired of being a wageslave in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the grind of everyday life! Our server is filled with endless adventures, crazy mini-games, and even a secret underground society of llama warriors who will fight by your side. Say goodbye to the 9-5 grind and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join now and start living your best blocky life!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Ye Olde MineCraftery: Where Wagies Become Warriors!

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds like a peasant on other servers? Well, on our server, we have a time machine that transports you back to the 1800s where you can live out your wildest wagie dreams! Work in the coal mines, build railroads, and dodge dysentery like it’s nobody’s business. Plus, we have a special event where you can duel other players with pickaxes for ultimate bragging rights. Join now for a historical Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	234
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Farms Harvested:	310
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Crafty Cows & Creepers

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with exploding pigs and flying llamas!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a giant chicken boss that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. And if you manage to defeat it, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swing!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground city where players can trade with talking villagers who have a penchant for wearing top hats and monocles. And every full moon, a magical portal opens up that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Brits Gone Wild

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Welcome to the coolest Minecraft server around – ice drink edition! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret underground ice cave filled with rare diamonds and emeralds. But here’s the catch – the only way to access this cave is by riding a polar bear wearing sunglasses while drinking a slushie made of pure ice blocks. Crazy, right?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ice Queen, who will challenge you to a snowball fight for the chance to win a magical ice scepter that shoots frosty blasts at your enemies. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that epic battle!

So come join us on ice drink edition and experience the frosty fun for yourself. Who knows what icy adventures await you in this frozen wonderland of a Minecraft server!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Zombie Rehab: Could He Have Been Saved?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you must save Steve from being trapped in a block of diamond by evil villagers. Only the bravest and most skilled players can help Steve escape his sparkly prison and restore peace to the land. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prove that you have what it takes to save Steve and become a hero in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

MegaCraft: Where Megaman’s Dreams Come True

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is where the Megaman franchise has officially peaked! That’s right, Dr. Wily himself has set up shop in our server and is causing chaos with his robot minions. But don’t worry, you can join forces with Megaman and his trusty sidekick Rush to take down the evil doctor once and for all!

Not only that, but our server is home to the most epic boss battles you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Fight against giant robot bosses like Gutsman, Cutman, and even the infamous Yellow Devil. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with epic loot that will make all your friends jealous.

But that’s not all! Our server also has custom Megaman-themed skins and builds that will transport you straight into the world of Megaman. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the ultimate Megaman hero!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Buildings Constructed:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Potions Brewed:	134
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Emeralds Found:	243	Infernal Machines Built:	2