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Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 4496 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Runes Activated: | 7 | Mines Excavated: | 3402 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 |
Emeralds Found: | 5548 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 |
Void Gems Collected: | 12 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
Magic Items Found: | 2374 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 12 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking creepers who throw the best parties in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a group of explosive creatures.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our annual Ender Dragon rodeo. That’s right, we actually tame Ender Dragons and ride them like bucking broncos. It’s a wild ride, literally!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures of your life. Just remember, if you want to enter our server, you have to swallow it. Don’t ask questions, just trust us on this one. Happy mining!