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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 3113 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 19 | Farms Harvested: | 910 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 75 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 15 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Mines Excavated: | 2378 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 169 |
Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where Japanese players are actually secret chuds who have been hiding their true nature all along. But don’t worry, we’ve got a team of ninja pandas ready to take them down and restore peace to the server!
Not only that, but we’ve got a hidden underground city filled with diamond-encrusted pigs who have a taste for adventure. Join forces with them and embark on epic quests to uncover the secrets of the server and become the ultimate Minecraft champion.
So why wait? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a hilariously wacky and unpredictable journey that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. See you in the game!