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Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 4576 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 774 | Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 1 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
Ores Mined: | 9067 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – the founder of our server is actually a retired Minecraft developer who once accidentally spawned a herd of flying pigs that rained down golden carrots on all the players. True story!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the last surviving colony of zombie villagers who have learned how to breakdance like pros. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!