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Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 2777 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 |
Towns Built: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 45 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 17 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Crops Grown: | 4793 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – the founder of our server is actually a retired Minecraft developer who once accidentally spawned a herd of flying pigs that rained down golden carrots on all the players. True story!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the last surviving colony of zombie villagers who have learned how to breakdance like pros. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!