Updated October 31, 2024
Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Ores Mined: | 8834 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Towns Built: | 10 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Ores Mined: | 8834 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Towns Built: | 10 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 |
Alien Abductions: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens. And don’t even get us started on our legendary treasure hunts, where players have found diamonds hidden in the most unexpected places – like inside a giant mushroom or under a lava waterfall.
But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a pig paradise. Will you join forces with the other players to stop them, or will you be swayed by the promise of unlimited bacon?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Just remember, keep your finger off the switch – you never know what kind of chaos you might unleash.
Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 25 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to mess with players. Don’t be surprised if your blocks start moving on their own or if you hear creepy whispers in the night. It’s all part of the fun!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server transforms into a giant dance party where players must battle it out on the dance floor to win epic prizes. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything like it before.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the wildest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach for all the crazy antics that await you. See you on the server, and remember to come ready to shit post like never before!
Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the legendary Fuura Yuri tried to join, but we had to kick her out because she was too OP. And don’t even get us started on the time when Kaneko Lumi rode a creeper into battle like a boss!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, things can get a little… explosive! 😉🤪🔥
Players: | 106/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 40 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that if you mine deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a magical land where diamonds grow on trees and the sun never sets. Plus, our server has a built-in taco dispenser that shoots out delicious tacos whenever you’re feeling hungry. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have tacos on demand?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the world’s largest collection of talking llamas who will serenade you with their beautiful voices while you build your dream castle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-encrusted pickaxes.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to watch out for the dancing creepers – they’ve got some killer moves.
Players: | 94/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 6 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Picture this: a tea party with Golems, a spooky club with X-files and voting, and even a Halloween musical extravaganza! And don’t even get us started on the Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party – it’s gonna be lit!
So why wait? Join our server now for a crazy, fun-filled adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows, you might even spot a Goblet W27 P17 Yard & Pools meetup with Golem Alts – it’s gonna be epic!
Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 8 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
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Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 18 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 6611 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.