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Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 4266 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Votes: | 3817 |
Magic Items Found: | 4593 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. One minute you could be peacefully mining for diamonds, and the next you could find yourself trapped in a maze made entirely out of cake.
But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon to help you survive – a team of highly trained llamas who will protect you at all costs. Need to fend off a horde of creepers? Just call in the llama cavalry and watch them go to town!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every full moon, the entire server transforms into a giant dance party where the only way to survive is to bust out your best moves. Trust me, you won’t want to miss it.
So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just remember, the pandas are always watching…