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| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 362 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Battle Standards Raised: | 11 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe the occasional lawsuit threat from Hasbro! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures, where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and maybe even ride a pig into battle against the evil Ender Dragon.
But beware, our server is so epic that even Hasbro couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our creations. They tried to sue us for copyright infringement when they saw our giant rainbow unicorn statue made entirely out of wool, but we just laughed it off and kept building.
So come join us on our server, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next target of a ridiculous lawsuit from a toy company. It’s all part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft SMP!
