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Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 1989 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 981 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 |
Looking for a server where you can forget about your mom’s Ozempic drama and surgery woes? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a blast with fellow gamers.
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So come on, join our server and let’s have a hilarious time together. And remember, in this world, the only surgery you’ll need is a quick respawn after getting blown up by a TNT trap!