SurgeryCraft: NoCigs4Mom | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6617
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Animals Bred:	197	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	216
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of dealing with cigarette smoke in your life? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the air is always fresh and clean! No secondhand smoke here, just pure pixelated fun!

Imagine a world where you don’t have to worry about buying cigarettes for your mom after her surgery. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling mobs with your friends. Who needs cigarettes when you have diamonds and creepers to keep you entertained?

Don’t be the asshole who buys cigarettes for their recovering mother, be the hero who saves the day in a virtual world where smoking is banned and adventure awaits around every corner. Join our server now and say goodbye to smoky smells and hello to a smoke-free gaming experience!

CraftyUkrainians

Alliance, Assistance, Conflict, CraftyUkrainians, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, Europe, Help, international relations, Military, nato, Peace, Secretary General, SECURITY, solidarity, Stronger, Support, Ukraine, Unity, War

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7151
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Endless Night Skies:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight to make ukraine the strongest nation in the world!! nato secretary general says we are the key to their success!! build epic bases, battle enemies, and save ukraine from destruction!! join now and be a hero in this crazy adventure!!

Boredom SMP

Active, Boredom, Chat, Community, Coreprotect, cosmetic, Discord, Donations, Dynmap, freedom, gameplay, Grief, Minecraft, Projects, Proximity, purely, smp, Staff, tps, Uptime, Vanilla

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5570
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	886
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information
Online Mode	No cracked accounts supported
Version	Java only
Season 5 Start Date	January 3rd, 2025
Weekly Events	Yes
Monthly Expansions	Yes

FAQ

What Makes BoredomSMP Unique?

Purely Vanilla Gameplay with HermitCraft-style data packs
Highly active community with 20-30 online player average
Optional Proximity Chat feature
Grief recovery with CoreProtect
No pay-to-win donations
Active staff support

What Can Players Expect from BoredomSMP?

Respectful adult community
Server-wide events and competitions
100% Uptime and 20 TPS Average
Community projects
Long-term community acceptance

Server Details

IP: play.boredommc.com
Version: Java Edition [1.21.4+]
Host Details: 64GB DDR5 RAM, AMD Ryzen 7 9700X CPU, 1Gbps Network, 4TB SSD Storage
Location: Coventry, United Kingdom

Love Crafted World 1.20.6

#announcement, #exciting, 1.20.6, Anime, Ave Mujica, blue bird, crafted, depressive, dramatic, emotional, love, Love Live fans, Love Live franchise, Love Live!, Love Living is Hard, Music, MyGO!!!!!, new characters, new series, School Idols, Sequel, spin-off, Storyline, world

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9952
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Alien Abductions:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Ores Mined:	8083

Yo, have you heard about this new Minecraft server? It’s like the Love Live series but on crack, bro. Imagine building your own Blue Bird paradise and living out all the drama and depression like in MyGo and Ave Mujica. It’s gonna be wild, man. Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and chaos!

OffDayzMinecraftSMP

days off, Downtime, Free Time, hobbies, interests, leisure activities, OffDayzMinecraftSMP, pastimes, Relaxation, REST, self-care

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3315
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Dimension Hops:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	11

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but also zombies and creepers. You gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can turn you into a dragon if you bring him a stack of golden apples. It’s wild, man. Plus, we have weekly llama races and a hot tub filled with lava. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

ExcuseMeImCrafting

achievement, age, AMBITION, ambition fulfilled, AUTHORITY, Conquer, control, determination, discipline, DOMINANCE, EXCUSE, ExcuseMeImCrafting, iron fist, leadership, motivation, perseverance, power, progress, ruling the world, success, world domination

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	283
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	7773
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Ores Mined:	6467
Potions Brewed:	100	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the world of Minecraft? Do you dream of ruling the land with an iron fist and making all the creepers bow down to you? Look no further, because on our server, you can finally live out your wildest dictator fantasies!

Join us and embark on a journey to conquer the virtual world with your epic building skills and cunning strategies. Build the most outrageous structures, gather the rarest resources, and amass an army of loyal minions to do your bidding. With great power comes great responsibility, but who cares about responsibility when you can have so much fun being a tyrant?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your quest to become the ultimate ruler of Minecraft! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll even be able to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and emerge victorious. The possibilities are endless, just like your thirst for power.

Ford’s Liquor-Free Minecraft Server

alcohol, alcohol market, alcohol policy, alcohol sales, American liquor, Canadian products, consumer choice, Ford, fords, government decision, international trade, LCBO, liquor distribution, liquor regulations, liquor store, LiquorFree, Minecraft, ontario, political decision, provincial government, retail industry, Server, trade relations, TUESDAY

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3125
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
New Chunks Explored:	686190	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Enchantments Applied:	271	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

so, like, this, like, totally epic minecraft server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join this server cuz, like, LCBO is, like, removing American liquor on Tuesday or something. but, like, who cares about that when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in this server, amirite?

join this server for, like, the most insane adventures and the craziest parties. we got, like, flying pigs and talking sheep, man. and, like, the best part is, you can totally ride on a unicorn while shooting rainbows out of your hands. it’s, like, totally mind-blowing, dude.

plus, like, the owner of this server is, like, a secret billionaire who only plays minecraft in his spare time. he’s, like, super cool and gives out free diamonds to everyone who joins. so, like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this epic minecraft server? join now and let the craziness begin!

SpyChick69 – KidnapCraft

abduction, ACCUSED, agent, arrest, Conspiracy, Espionage, intelligence, investigation, kidnap, KidnapCraft, man, Moscow, Plan, Plot, Questioned, russia, SECURITY, SpyChick69, Spying, Surveillance, undercover, WOMAN

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2769
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68
Towns Built:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

so, like, on this cray cray minecraft server, we got this wild story goin’ on where this woman is accused of bein’ a spy for Moscow. like, what even? but get this, she was also plannin’ to kidnap some dude! like, who does that? join our server for all the drama and espionage, it’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers. come join the madness, you won’t regret it, bro.

Bone Boost Gel – FastCraft Server

better, Bone, bone density, Boost, drastically, FastCraft, Gel, Hydrogel, injectable, injectable bone, new, noticeable effect, orally, orally administered drugs, osteoporosis, Radical, Server, Treatment, two weeks, year

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7968
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	6417	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mines Excavated:	2193	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Void Gems Collected:	32	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39

yo, u ever heard of a minecraft server where u can inject bone gel to boost ur bone density in 2 weeks? ya, u heard me right. forget about those boring drugs, we got that injectable bone gel that will make ur bones stronger than diamond armor in no time. join our server and become the ultimate bone warrior, smashing blocks and mobs with ur indestructible skeleton. who needs potions when u got injectable bone gel, amirite? come join us and let’s make osteoporosis a thing of the past.

The Expeditions SMP

apply, Biomes, brand new, data pack, Discord, Economy, Expedition, Expeditions, Join, Land claiming, Lore, Modded, Modpack, opportunity, perspective, process, resource pack, selection, Server, Showcase, smp, smp application, Vanilla, War

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9260
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Whitelisted Server	Easy application process for joining
Custom Map	12k by 12k map with all vanilla biomes
Custom Mods	Includes modpack, resource pack, and data pack with focus on Create mod
Wiki	Allows players to start their own lore
War System	Opportunity for lore-based wars with mutual agreement
Economy & Land Claiming	Includes in-game economy and land claiming system

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel.

Q: What is the size of the custom map?

A: The custom map is 12k by 12k and includes all vanilla biomes.

Q: Is there a war system in the server?

A: Yes, there is a war system in the context of lore, and it requires mutual agreement between parties.

Q: Can I start my own lore on the server?

A: Yes, the server has a wiki that allows players to create their own lore.

Biboo’s Abandoned Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Abandoned, abandoning, Apologize.., biboo, Biboos, Collabs, dancing, doomposting, Faggots, Fans, good singer, hololive, Idol, Japan, merch, Realm, Reps, Singer, singing, special features, spike, streaming, subpar, upwards

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3110
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Falling into the Void:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more collabs than Biboo in Japan! Our special features will make you question reality, just like faggots doomposting about her singing and dancing. With tons of merch and a community crazier than her fans, you’ll be apologizing for not joining sooner!

Mom’sBlockPartyMC

AITAH, Blocking, Boundaries, Church, Communication, Gaslighting, influencer, Manipulation, mental health, MomsBlockPartyMC, online dating, overreacting, personal space, red flags, relationship, self-care, STALKING, toxic behavior, trust issues, unwanted advances

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3716
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	1042	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns just like this crazy online dating story!

Meet new friends who may or may not have imaginary girl BFFs, get involved in church drama that will make your head spin, and experience unannounced visits that will leave you questioning reality. And who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to reverse Google search someone’s profile picture to uncover the truth!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide all the entertainment you could ever want?

SneakySMPPlayer

Authenticity, Identity, introspection, SELF AWARENESS, self concept, Self Discovery, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-aware, self-evaluation, Self-examination, Self-expression, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, self-realization, self-reflective, self-understanding, SneakySMPPlayer

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6625
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Crops Grown:	7496
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Players Killed by Monsters:	3237	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Buildings Constructed:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old boring stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s a wild and crazy place where anything goes!

Join us on this epic journey where you can unleash your inner weirdo and let your creativity run wild! We have insane events like llama racing, chicken jousting, and even underwater basket weaving competitions! And don’t even get me started on our legendary dance parties in the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their potato army. Will you join them or will you fight against their starchy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP where you can truly be yourself, even if that means dressing up as a carrot and roleplaying as a sentient block of cheese. Let your freak flag fly, my friends!

FlowerPowerCraft – Blooms or Booms?

Aesthetics, artificial flowers, Blooms, Booms, budget-friendly, DIY gifts, eco-friendly, floral arrangements, flower delivery, FlowerPowerCraft, Fragrance, Fresh flowers, Gifting, Handmade, Home decor, long-lasting, natural beauty., personal touch, Preferences, reasons, sentimental value, special occasions, sustainable

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8350
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but bland landscapes and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a bouquet of fresh flowers in a world of artificial ones!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant flowers that shoot fireballs and explode into a rainbow of loot! Plant your own garden of carnivorous plants that will protect your base from any intruders.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of flower fairies who will grant you wishes in exchange for rare flowers. Want a diamond sword? Just bring them a rare blue tulip and it’s yours!

So why settle for artificial when you can have the real deal on our server? Join now and bloom into the adventure of a lifetime!

RussianRouletteMCServer

battle, CASUALTIES, Combat, Conflict, Defense, Espionage, Government, Injuries, intelligence agencies, international relations, Military, prematurely discharged, russia, RussianRouletteMCServer, sends, soldiers, strategy, Tactics, UK intelligence, War, wounded soldiers

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7977
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	New Chunks Explored:	736398
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	9

so, like, this server is like, the craziest place ever, man. we got russia sending off their, like, wounded soldiers way too early, like what even is that? UK intelligence is, like, freaking out about it, dude. but, like, on this server, we embrace the chaos, man. join us for some wild battles and insane adventures. who knows what kind of craziness you’ll find here. come on, join the madness!

AutoCraftShutdown

#Automotive, AutoCraftShutdown, Automotive Industry, automotive sector, economic impact, economic warning., Economy, global trade, Industry, Manufacturing, North American auto production, production halt, production shutdown, Shutdown, supply chain, Tariffs, tariffs impact, Trade, trade policy, trade war, Warning

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9941
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz if u don’t, tariffs gonna come in and shut down ur auto production like BAM. ain’t nobody want dat, so come join us and build ur auto empire in Minecraft instead. plus, we got a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their cuteness. u don’t wanna miss out on dat action, do u? so come on, join us and let’s show dem tariffs who’s boss in da craziest Minecraft server ever!