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Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 8723 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Alien Abductions: | 0 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 20 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
Emeralds Found: | 8075 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
Animals Bred: | 41 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
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