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Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 1942 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 4943 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
Crops Grown: | 7935 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 5621 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
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