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Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Divine Spears Created: | 13 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
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