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Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 3497 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Votes: | 512 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Join us and avoid getting dicked around by re-tart hillbillies. We offer a safe haven for all ostriches and sand-heads looking to escape the chaos of the outside world. Plus, our server is located on a giant body of water for easy transport and trade…because who needs roads when you have boats?
So come on over and join the fun, because nothing says “successful empire” like a bunch of Minecraft players building a white ethnostate together. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of something truly outrageous!