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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 91/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 43
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Emeralds Found: 8564
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13 New Chunks Explored: 212654
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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