🤣 Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of asking out your Minecraft crush with a superchat, only to get roasted live on stream by a mob of virtual villagers. Who needs a rope or over-the-counter meds when you’ve got this level of chaotic entertainment? So come on in and join the madness, because on this server, anything goes! 🎮🤪 #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected: 30 Buildings Constructed: 50
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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